This morning started off the same way it ended yesterday.
“Pleaseeee Mommy. You said when I can ride my bike with just two wheels I couuldddddd”
“You did tell him that”
“Whose side are you on anyway??”
“His.”
As you can see, both my five year old son and my husband ganged up on me.
Absolutely NOT, I said. Over my dead body. I swear to God I will swallow this key if you don’t stop asking!
But apparently, even though I gave birth to him, becuase I do not have a pair of balls, hairy or other wise, I get no say in whether he kills himself.
Fine. I thought. But I’m not doing band-aids this time. He can do them. And I went and hid in my sewing room.
Five minutes later I heard screaming.
They wanted the camera.
∗ Posted by bluepaintred on 09.16.2007
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Is he coming to Sturgis with us next year?
Grandpa says way to go bud!!
Grandpa + Grandma
Comment by I Believe - September 16, 2007 8:58 pm
That looked like two wheels to me!! WOOHOO!!!Who looks like a big boy now?
Comment by metalmom - September 16, 2007 9:07 pm
no one showed him where the breaks are, huh? poor kid… he should be at the ocean soon enough.
Comment by Sheila - September 16, 2007 9:18 pm
sometimes its best for Moms just to stay in the sewing room…lol. he did a GOOD JOB!
Comment by Catch - September 16, 2007 11:27 pm
breaks = brakes
I’m slow.
Its all the jelly donuts.
Comment by Sheila - September 16, 2007 11:49 pm
One day, he’s just gonna keep going…
Comment by Mr. Fabulous - September 17, 2007 2:22 am
He looks so good on that! Another milestone down…
I think I will eat some jelly dognuts!
Comment by Not a Granny - September 17, 2007 4:39 am
That’s not a bike.
Comment by Avitable - September 17, 2007 6:26 am
very cute! He’s doing a great job!
Princess is constantly pulling me kicking and screaming along as she discovers new things she can do that I wasn’t ready for yet.
Comment by Twisted Cinderella - September 17, 2007 6:34 am
This is just a gateway to more powerful engines and longer trips. Such a guy thing…
Comment by Finn - September 17, 2007 8:02 am
Don’t you hate it when you’re wrong? I do
Either way he did a great job, and you can have a bit more peace knowing he can actually do it and you don’t have to play doctor all of the time.
Comment by Coffee Mom - September 17, 2007 9:46 am
he looks like he’s got it down now!! I was expecting to see blood and gore! lol
Comment by Webmiztris - September 17, 2007 11:48 am
I sent you an email with the sight words for BlueBoy.
Comment by Coffee Mom - September 17, 2007 4:14 pm
Sweetness.
Comment by DeeJay - September 17, 2007 4:16 pm
Who bought him that? That’s who I would kill.
Comment by Shelli - September 17, 2007 4:18 pm
Haha! How cute! I totally want one that goes about that fast.
Comment by Kentucky Girl - September 17, 2007 9:44 pm
you do realise this means you’re getting really fucking old, right?
Comment by TPFKAMA - September 18, 2007 8:18 am
I Believe A week without the baby? SURE!
Metal Mom Sigh. I know. It sucks, doesn’t it!
Sheila WHo needs brakes? He he just releases the throttle and uses his feet to stop him the rest of the way.
Catch Don’t I know it!
Sheila This would not happen if you started eating glazed!
Mr.Fab No he won’t, he loves me
NOG I’m getting tired of him and his milestones. WTF is with kids and their insatiable urge to grow up?
Avitable Huh? when we were trying to teach him to ride a two wheeler we dangled the mini bike in front of him. He is a pro at the 2wheeler so he thought it was time for him to ride the mini.
Twisted Cinderella Tell em about it, i just sent my five year old to school on his two wheeler.
Finn What’s that saying about boys and toys?
Coffee Mom I wasn’t wrong, I just wasn’t right! there IS a difference!
WebMiz Om, me too.
Coffee Mom I got it, it’s perfect!
DeeJay I’m glad he learned a new skill. It’s just that…now he can stop, you know.
Shelli His aunt and uncle bought it for the oldest. If you click the link you will see where i had to be doctor mom to the oldest after he rode it.
Kentucky Girl LOL. It looks hilarious when grown ups are on it.
My husbands knees are past his head!
Miss Ann Shaddup!
Comment by Bluepaintred - September 18, 2007 8:43 am
I’m going to hide in my ’sewing room’ for you, k?
Comment by Tug - September 19, 2007 8:34 am