Pee Ess: I gave out my first ever Perfect Post Award. Click here or here for details.

∗ Posted by bluepaintred on 09.30.2007
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Yes You.

Go click “Blogroll” over there in my side bar.

Are you on it?

Want to be?

Please leave me our blog name and link in the comments.

All links are welcome

∗ Posted by bluepaintred on 09.30.2007
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A man somewhere used a crossword to ask his girlfriend to marry him. He had to plan this in advance, arrange with the paper and all that junk, so it obviously took some time and thought to pull this off.

When my husband and I decided to get married it went down like this :

“Well. Should we?”

“Eh. Might as well”

Then he went back to watching his cartoons and I continued to chat on ICQ.

∗ Posted by bluepaintred on 09.29.2007
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Warning. What lays ahead is most assuredly a mommy post, but a mother’s pride will NOT be denied!

School is out at three oh five. On a normal day that means the kids are home by twenty after, so you can understand that I was a bit nervous when the clock rolled around to three forty and the kids were no where in sight.

Naturally I went in search for them.

I had worried for nothing – they were almost home.

Still. I was quite upset, there is no reason for it to take that long… is there?

*Kindergarten students are not allowed to leave the classroom until their designated person picks them up.*

Why did it take you so long to get home?

“If you are the last-ed kid waiting for your person, teacher will give you a candy and I gots to save half of it so Rainbow Man will walk really slow to get me and we can have candy for both of us”

Heh. Thems’ my boys )

Pee ess: I’m still sick. Send sympathy. Or candy.

∗ Posted by bluepaintred on 09.27.2007
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*ring*

*Ring*

*RING!*

“Hello blog? Yea, It’s me. What the fuck do you mean me who?! It’s me, Blue! You been messing round on me with some other blogger or something?…OK, listen, just grab a pen and write this down:”

Dear people who come to this blog for some reason unknown to me, Bluepaintred has a cold and is pretty sure she is at deaths door. She won’t stop whining. She can’t come into blog tonight becuase she is a big baby. Laugh at her. A lot.

“Blog? You still there? Did you get all that? OK, then read it back to me. . . WTF! That’s not what I said! Tell them …”

*dial tone*

“Blog! Blog!?! Are you there? Mother fucker! I canNOT believe you hung up on me! Screw this shit, I’m goin’ to bed!”

∗ Posted by bluepaintred on 09.26.2007
∗ I'm a Dumbass, I'm a big baby, Oh Noes
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