And can I just show him this?
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∗ Posted by bluepaintred on 07.26.2007
∗ I'm Important too, Pictures
WTF?! That’s like cartoon porn, right?
Comment by Sheila - July 26, 2007 11:36 pm
Sheila Actually, this is a children’s book from Germany. My German is really weak (read non-existent) but I assume it teaches sex ed.
Comment by Bluepaintred - July 27, 2007 12:08 am
Umm, that’s kind of like those books (on menstruation) that moms of the seventies used to throw their daughters and tell them to read it.
LOL, one woman I worked with said her mom tossed a book and a box of pads on her bed and then said, “See that you need to use them.”
Oh sheesh. I’d forgotten about that. Thanks for the memories.
But btw… do ya think there’s a reason they had to make the pictures so dang ugly?
Comment by fracas - July 27, 2007 2:15 am
Wonder what the copyright date is? The outfits they are wearing look like they could be from the 70’s.
Comment by Not a Granny - July 27, 2007 3:49 am
That might frighten him. Have fun camping.
Comment by Shelli - July 27, 2007 5:03 am
Wait…so the penis goes INSIDE the woman?
I’ve been doing it wrong all these years…
Comment by Mr. Fabulous - July 27, 2007 5:07 am
Wait - a vagina’s not supposed to have teeth?
Comment by Avitable - July 27, 2007 6:17 am
Anybody else as freaked out as I am that the baby appears to be crawling out on its own?!?!
Comment by y not i - July 27, 2007 6:29 am
MOMMY!!! I’M SCARED!!! I PROMISE NEVER TO TOUCH A WOMAN!!!! E-VER!!!
Comment by metalmom - July 27, 2007 6:31 am
Why not just get Skin-a Max? or H-B-HO?
Comment by Metalmom - July 27, 2007 6:32 am
Golly, looks like things are a little scary for chillins over in Germany.
Mr. Fabulous and Y Not cracked me up right out of my chair.
Personally…I’d wait at least a few years to discuss this with the boy. Let him be a kid for a while. ‘Cos any information he receives probably won’t stay solely with him.
Comment by DeeJay - July 27, 2007 7:23 am
Did anybody else notice that like the world over..the men are standing around while the woman does all the work?
Comment by DeeJay - July 27, 2007 7:24 am
That book maybe a bit to graphic for him, it sure scared the crap out of me to see the baby with it’s arms reaching out.
He’ll let you know when he is ready to be taught those things. I’ve told SBW a few things but not complete detail.
Comment by Coffee Mom - July 27, 2007 7:36 am
I love the kid with his arms out popping out of mom’s coochie! *snorts*
If you’re serious, try “Where Did I Come From.” Not quite as graphic, but to the point.
Comment by Finn - July 27, 2007 7:48 am
Is it just me or does that guy look a little bit like Avitable?
Comment by Not a Granny - July 27, 2007 8:27 am
I see no problem with it.
Comment by Lynda - July 27, 2007 9:14 am
OMG!!!
Comment by J. - July 27, 2007 9:20 am
I guess it would answer any questions. I do remember that sex ed in school answered NONE of my questions and I’m trying very hard to make sure Daughter knows the basics.
Comment by Marilyn - July 27, 2007 9:28 am
I was wondering what happened to the German porn - LOL.
Comment by Tug - July 27, 2007 10:26 am
that book scares me.
Comment by Miss Ann Thrope - July 27, 2007 11:45 am
dont let him read that book without a condom!!!!
Comment by Catch - July 27, 2007 12:25 pm
Oh my GAWWWWWWWD…what the hell is that? Eee…look at the drawing of the man. *cries* Eww. LOL
Comment by Kentucky Girl - July 27, 2007 12:43 pm
Oh, I love that book. I’d love to buy it.
Comment by ajooja - July 27, 2007 1:41 pm
That is too funny. I am answering questions as Princess (5 years) asks them in as simple a way but truthful way as much as I can. So far that is working for us. We will see how that goes.
Comment by Twisted Cinderella - July 27, 2007 2:37 pm
My next questions are:
1 - Do you own this book, or were you considering purchasing it?
or
2 - Did you stumble across this book while looking for kama sutra for you and JJ?
You know what, nevermind. I don’t want to know at all!
Comment by Sheila - July 27, 2007 5:26 pm
Wait a sec. The doctor has a plunger on one of the pages!
Comment by Lynda - July 27, 2007 11:21 pm
Blue where on earth do you finddddddddd stuff like that!!!!!! and ummmmmmmm no i dnt think the book is quite right for the boys least not at the age they are and it does look like cartoon porn, personally blue you have always known the right thing to say to the boys whether that being your own advice or taken from others so just do what you always do im sure you will be great you just kinda have a way with word always have………but the book hell it scared ME and made me go ewwwwwwwww
love succulence
Comment by Anonymous - July 28, 2007 1:16 am
My daughter is eight and starting to ask questions but I don’t think I need a book when we have “the talk” I think my words will be just fine. I am so freaked out.
Comment by Jenn - July 28, 2007 4:35 pm
That is sooo freaking weird…. I’d skip the book, I’m scared it would give him nightmares.
Comment by Fantastagirl - July 29, 2007 8:31 am
Those stripes are frightening!
Comment by annie - July 29, 2007 4:11 pm