Round ten o’clock tonight I turned to the husband and said “Hon, I need an idea for a post tonight.”
Then I said it again because he was in the middle of passionately making love to his PS2 controller.
And then I said it again.
He looked up long enough to say “nipple panties” and then went back to digitally pleasuring his buttons.
Word to the wise; Don’t search for Nipple Panties if you don’t want to see nipples and uh.. panties. Dur
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For everyone who was shucking and darning over their missed opportunity to have and hold their very own penis soap, keep in mind I still have eleven more in The Husbands’ closet, and I Will find more excuses to send them off to new homes where they can look forward to being fondled, frothed and dropped in the shower.
pee ess:
Did anyone watch Deal Or No Deal tonight? OMG I cannot wait till next Mondays’ episode. He is going to be on it!!
∗ Posted by bluepaintred on 05.14.2007
∗ I'm Important too
Nipples and panties is the best he’s got? Geez, thank goodness he doesn’t have a blog. But, on the plus side, you should get some google hits from that…
Comment by Sheila - May 14, 2007 11:51 pm
You should put one of those controllers in your panties. Just an idea.
Comment by Shelli - May 15, 2007 1:33 am
So…you have a house full of penis soap and you offer me a ring pop?
Comment by Mr. Fabulous - May 15, 2007 4:32 am
Im still trying to figure out why you have all that penis soap! lol
Comment by Catch - May 15, 2007 5:19 am
I’d want to get penis soap, but I don’t use soap. I only use BBW body wash.
And I’m fucking horrified that you watch Deal or No Deal.
Comment by Avitable - May 15, 2007 6:55 am
uh huhuhuhuhuh
you said
nipple panties
uh huhuhuhuhuh
Comment by DeeJay - May 15, 2007 7:04 am
Sheila hah if he had a blog, by the time it hit it’s one year blogaversary, it woul dhave a word count of seven.
Shelli oh that would be fun, especially in the fighting parts when the controller vibrates!
Mr.Fab dude, you snooze you lose!
Catch because they are super cute! and they are not expensive, and they smelllike melons! when is the last time you smelt a molon penis?
Avitable I would not use one either, mainly becuase I need special soap or i get a rash, but they are fun to look at and fondle.
DeeJay Pssst! I gots a secret! so did you!
Comment by Bluepaintred - May 15, 2007 7:23 am
I thought nipple panties were called bras.
Comment by Marilyn - May 15, 2007 7:43 am
How big is this penis soap?
Nipple panties are a great idea. I little flexible “nipple” in the crotch area of a pair of panties. Bring on the grocery shopping, baby! Because there’s a lot walking, which means a lot of movement, which means a lot of stimulation…
If I have to explain it to you, you are clearly not ready to recieve it.
Comment by Finn - May 15, 2007 7:49 am
I had to turn the channel when the woman with the annoying voice came on - couldn’t take it.
Comment by Tug - May 15, 2007 8:07 am
Gotta admire a guy that can come up with “nipple panties” while playing games. I don’t think I’d be able to come up with anything that coherent while foldling my own ps2.
Yeah. I drool a lot.
Comment by Tenacious B - May 15, 2007 8:26 am
You said he was making love to his controller and I thought, wow, that’s really clever. Then when the first words that came to mind for him were nipples and panties, I thought - OMG, she MEANT it!!!!!
Comment by Amy - May 15, 2007 9:49 am
who won the 40,000 hits penis soap???
Comment by Webmiztris - May 15, 2007 10:27 am
I am looking forward to getting my penis soap. I finally won something! Mom will be so proud. LOL
Comment by Lynda - May 15, 2007 11:13 am
Huh. You weren’t surprised, right? ’cause I find that any time I ask my husband a question I get a sexually-related response as well. Their brains are programmed to immediately answer this way.
Comment by Katherine - May 15, 2007 2:54 pm
Nipple panties…together. Nipples on the panties? In the panties? It boggles the mind.
Comment by onetallmomma - May 15, 2007 3:14 pm
I GOT MY CARD - YAY!!!!
I’M FREE I’M FREE I’M FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
or at least I have hopes of being so one day.
Thanks Blue!
Comment by Tug - May 15, 2007 4:47 pm
Wow, nipple panties are hot.
I don’t know about melon smelling penises, but I know I like to put my penis between melons.
Comment by Nobody™ - May 15, 2007 6:14 pm
Nipples Panties. Brilliant. I bet you got a few extra hits just from posting that phrase.
Comment by Todd - May 15, 2007 7:28 pm