It’s morning. I’m not sure I “get” Mourning.. Heh.
So I’m up and the coffee in the, very slow to better make me insaN!e coffee pot, is half way done and I grab a donut. For breakfast. Shut up!
Oh good and sugary, shimmary covered in heaven, cake donut! Make love to my intestines! Tease my tongue and powder my fingers. Wait!! Little donut, you are wet,Slimy and gross!
WTF. How can a donut living in a protective plastic house - with walls and a roof and little plastic chairs for their wee donut bums- go from heaven in an oh to icky ucky goo over night? That’s just rude!
I put the slimenut back, because babies will eat anything, and opened the box of glazed donuts.
What? You go to the store and adopt, for the purpose of cannibalizing, a box of cake donuts and see if you are strong enough to resist the captive goodness of the glazed.
the black moon has covered the face of the sky. the lines of tide have broken. earth has been reborn unto a world of perverse dementia. we are alone unto another, alone; within the crowd. we shall all be dead within a beating heart
there is no future for the lost children. the line of tides has broken. the cars pass by, no worries. faceless monsters plague us in our sleep. we shall rise again and play with the taken.
the sun is on fire moon is no longer the romantic. garish the life of the dead is, and it is all we have now. to it we must bow, repenting. we have become. the measureless room.
our confusion reigns. our souls have disclosed the secrets of life, of death of a past when there was no future. we are alone. caught in the trap we have all woven with out hatred. we are the dead seeking life, again.
cannot the calm rage sought in this land be freed? the gloom hisses beast, monster; Human. we cannot see. the portal has been opened we don’t digress the land and time. we die.
soon, the end will be seen. we take off the glasses. no longer rose colored, is it? we cannot help each other. dark death brightly lit by the candle on the alter.
if the path is lost, we will be found lighting our way with the blood of the fallen. we cannot proceed as we are. the wrong answer to the right question was two.
No Longer Alone. Copyright @ 2007 by Bluepaintred
*This is just a copy and paste from my other blawg. Sry, but Im zonkered. G’night.
Tonight we watched a program on TV called Risk Takers. They were documenting the U.S Border Patrol guys. Who have really cool guns. And one was seriously hot. ‘Till he took off his hat. Put it back on!! I screamed. Oh yes I did!
The boys came up with twenty minutes left in the show. Just as the Border Patrol were apprehending some Illegal aliens.
Rainbow Man was very concerned as he heard the documentary-talkie man saying over and over that they were tracking the aliens, that oh there they are!! shine the light!! That the aliens were hiding in the bush.
Blue Boy had his hands covering his eyes. He was peeking. I saw him.
The camera pans out to show two people hiding in a bush and Rainbow Man says Why do they call them aliens? They are just humans like us!
So I told him; No, those are definitely aliens.
Well then why do they look like humans?
‘Cus they are sneaky like that.
By now the Border patrol have lined up nine illegal aliens and the smuggler. Their faces have been blurred.
Why are their faces so weird?
I told you, they are aliens.
What from, like, space?
Where else do aliens come from?
So these are aliens? They found real aliens?
For the last time. Yes! Aliens. They change their body and pretend to be humans. You won’t ever know who is a real human or who is an alien ‘cus they are sneaky.
Well how -
There is only one way to tell an alien from a real human… Aliens have tattoos…
I would like to point out that this morning, in search of a puzzle for Stuperman, I found, in his closet, his Easter Bunny, unopened, from last Easter. I let the boys eat it.
The following is a Sexual Meme. This should not be read by my Dad, or JJ’s sister. Annnnd. Maybe Mother Marnee. Well ….MM can read it as long as she doesn’t get all weird about it. I mean really. You have a new mattress…..
1. HAVE YOU GOTTEN LAID IN 2007? Well, lets see, It has been 2007 for almost three months. I’m married to a man who has a healthy sexual appetite. DUH.
2. EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE? What do you consider public? I have done it in the front seat of a car, as well as the back seat int eh industrial area of the city. It was at night so there were no witnesses, but for the huge bump I got on my head. DO NOT have sex in the back seat of a small car. Ever.
3. EVER LAUGH DURING SEX? IF SO WHY? Yes. Because the machinations of sex are funny. Sometimes its so funny we have to stop and wait for our laughter to subside and then continue.
4. EVER CRY DURING SEX? IF SO WHY? Uhm. I don’t think so. But maybe. I know I have begged and pleaded.
5. DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX? In the winter yes, but just for the warmth. In the summer, HELL NO!
6. EVER REGRET SEX WITH SOMEONE? Nope
7. EVER FAKED AN ORGASM? Not that I recall.
8. DIRTY TALK, OR SHUT THE FUCK UP? Either or. It really depends on the mood I am in.
9. EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX? Yup. Lots of it. I’m gonna get me some unsafe sex tonight. I hope. Does it count when it was with the same guy?
10. EVER MASTURBATE TO YOUR FRIEND’S SIGNIFICANT OTHER? Uh? you on crack? that’s just wrong!
11. EVER HAVE A ONE NIGHT STAND? Nope.
12. EVER HAVE A THREESOME? Yes once. One time our cat crawled in between us and laid down on my chest.
13. EVER WATCH PORN DURING SEX? Yes. I don;t think you can watch porn and not have sex!
14. EVER THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE DURING SEX? Not that I know of. I often wish JJ had a twin during though.
15. HAS THE CONDOM EVER BROKEN? Yes
16. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING SEXUAL EXPERIENCE? Just so you know I decided to do this meme JUST so I could answer this question.
In the first weeks of me and JJ dating, he wanted a Blow Job. Being kind of innocent Stupid, but wanting to reciprocate I took aside one of my friends and asked her how to get the job done, and done well. She told me all about the tongue movements, teeth - but not too much, and all sorts of other goodies. She did not mention the end product of a Blow Job is cum. It didn’t occur to me either.
I spit it right back on him and told him that that particular event will NEVER again happen in my mouth. And it hasn’t.
17. HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY? Gimme a sec, I will ask JJ. Eighteenish
18. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH RIGHT NOW? JJ. Right now. Deal or no Deal gets me all hot and bothered and I am counting the minutes till bed time.
19. DO YOU THINK THAT NUMBER 18 IS POSSIBLE? Well I will either have him or Big Red tonight. I’d prefer him.
20. ARE YOU HORNY NOW? Uhm, have you been paying attention?
21. HOW MANY SEXUAL PARTNERS? take off the “s”
22. DO YOU LIKE SEX IN THE CAR? In the front seat, yes. In the back seat, no.
23. DO YOU STILL TALK TO THE PERSON YOU LOST VIRGINITY TO? When I am in a good mood I do.
24. EVER HAVE SEX WITH A RELATIVE/FRIEND’S SIGNIFICANT OTHER? EWWWWWWWWWW - I mean, no.
25. EVER BEEN WITH A CHEATER? Don’t think so
26. TOYS, GOOD OR BAD. Good
27. LINGERIE. Good five years ago, good next year. now? not so good.
28. EVER SLEEP WITH A CO-WORKER? No. I do not work. Working is horrible. Getting dressed in the morning? AsFuckingIf!
29. WHERE HAVE YOU HAD SEX?
()park ()church ()cemetery ()beach ()boat ()school (x)parent’s bed (x)your bed (x)car ()picnic table (x)kitchen counter (x)couch/chair (x)dining room/kitchen table (x)woods (open and/or in a tent) ()hood of a car (x)bathroom (x)shower (x)bathtub (x)the other person’s bed (x)porch/deck/balcony (x)in a house with parents home (x)at a party ()on top of the washer/dryer ()with other people in the room ()hotel ()concert ()grandparent’s house ()field ()bleachers ()bookstore stock room.
I didn’t have time to go through many blogs today and this saddens me greatly. Quick! tell me what I missed. No really. I would go through my bloglines and open a bunch of tabs to read, then walk away confused as to what I was supposed to do and the computer would magically shut down. I might have clicked mesmerizing X’s. Or not.
I swear I went to a billion sites and have forgotten everything I read.
I want a do over.
So last night we watched a movie…Honey what was that movie called?… OK, how do you spell that? …Well look on the box. ‘Cus I am lazy too! And anyway you’re closer!
FINE! Be that way!
We watched a funny movie with that guy. It was about race cars and had a cougar. Props top whoever knows what it is called AND can spell it.
Anyway, I was kissin’ my Blue Boy tonight at bed time and I pounced him and picked him up for a big squeeze hug and rolled so he was on top of me then I layed there like I was dead.
I had to tell him I was dead for him to notice…
So he laces his fingers together and starts pushing on my stomach A La CPR, saying “Breathe! Just Breathe, Dammit!! We’re looosin’ her! Mek-kik! We needs a mek-kik”
Kids say the darnedest things.
Like tonight when Stuperman told his daddy “BoooooYaaaah! You mah momma’s bish!”
