Bean Juice

On Valentines Day, My BFF Kissy was robbed at knife point. That sucks, but she is OK. However, she needs to spend hours watching me guzzle coffee to recuperate from her horrendous experience.

I would never leave you all hanging, I do realise that the world would simply stop turning if I didn’t post, So I will leave you with this these videos.

This one is only offensive if you are Gay.. Or an Eskimo. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

Thinking about visiting Canada? Watch this:

Now, have fun and leave me lots of comments so I can DDR all day tomorrow instead of dealing with kids who have been cooped up much longer than is safe for my sanity.

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DDR:
Total Calories Burned Today: 585.279 (Yes that was all today. In effort to not smoke, which isn’t going so well, I decided to DDR my nic-fits away. Did I mention the nic-fits are winning?)
Total Accumulative Calories Burned: 3469.874 (Point of interest: It takes 3500 calories burned to lose one pound. FUCK!)
Total Accumulative Miles Jogged: 44.928 (OK, That’s cool! I jogged the equivalent of seven and half miles today :o))
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∗ Posted by bluepaintred on 02.16.2007
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Comments: 13 »

  1. You crack me up…. and I am LOL at your post below.

    Comment by Fantastagirl - February 16, 2007 7:50 pm

  2. Hmm. Maybe the Eskimo and my brother could hook up.

    Good on ya for trying to dance away the nic-fits. They’re tough, but keep trying. Maybe I’ll try it too!

    Comment by Finn - February 16, 2007 8:16 pm

  3. Watching the guys was as funny as the song! And Canada has snow, too…huh!

    Comment by Tug - February 16, 2007 9:16 pm

  4. I love Corky and the Juice Pigs, their hilarious. And FYI the guy on the far right, he’s the villian on Monster Warriors, Canada’s version of Power Rangers. It comes on Discovery Kids, you’ll have to check it out.
    Cuz I watch too much kids tv. LOL.
    RoxDar

    Comment by Anonymous - February 16, 2007 11:49 pm

  5. Um, this post just showed up on my reader. What the hell?

    Those were fricking hilarious. OMG! I love them!

    Comment by Shelli - February 17, 2007 4:18 am

  6. Fantastagirl Sorry, maybe all the kings men can put you together again? Have you tried super glue?

    Finn that would be hawt. And did i mention the nic-fits are winning?

    Tug We have about six feet in the front yard, and we cant get in the back yard cus the fence and gate is covered in snow..so yea we have snow

    RoxDar really? Thats kind of neat Id love to own CatJP Cd’s. That would be coool.

    Shelli yea bloglines have been a bit weird but thats ok! im going to be posting a few videos in the next few days…

    Comment by Bluepaintred - February 17, 2007 9:57 am

  7. That was too funny!

    Comment by Nobody - February 17, 2007 9:59 am

  8. Nobody And that comment was left in a deliberate attempt to add three more mnutes to my DDR!

    Comment by Bluepaintred - February 17, 2007 10:58 am

  9. Those were so funny! Thanks Blue.

    And hang in there honey! I had a bit of cig relapse today but am still trying to kick the habit. We should live closer together…then we could call each other when the nicotine crazies hit.

    Comment by onetallmomma - February 17, 2007 4:37 pm

  10. I was going to come up for a visit but now I am not so sure…

    Comment by Mr. Fabulous - February 17, 2007 4:38 pm

  11. One tall momma this is hard *pouts*

    Mr Fab Is is it the rocks or trees that scare you?

    Comment by Bluepaintred - February 17, 2007 5:20 pm

  12. Oh my God! I’ve been looking for the Only Gay Eskimo song since I heard it like 10 years ago…um..I think I..um…love you =)

    Comment by Monkee - February 17, 2007 6:49 pm

  13. Monkee Good new I love you too. are you chocolate? we could get marrieed and have wittle chocolate babies and I would totally eat them when they are bad!

    Comment by Bluepaintred - February 17, 2007 6:53 pm

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