YOU ARE ALL FUCKING BASTARDS I want to thank everyone fucking sadistic freaks for leaving comments yesterday. I have pictures in the photo blog, or I will when the desktop realises that it really is connected to the Internet and lets me email them to the upstairs computer. I just spent forty five minutes down there telling that fucker who’s da boss in this house! Yea, it’s fucked up, I know.
For a girl who hates to sweat, the feeling of sweat rolling down my ass crack was not a pleasant experience. In fact the only activity where I find it permissible, even enjoyable, to be sweaty is X-Rated. I’ve had two showers and will behaving a HOT bath, with salts for sore muscles right as soon as I hit publish.
For those of you who still do not know what DDR is, here is a link.
I will continue the whole exercising for comments for each post untill I reach my goal. Which is a long ways away. Sigh
Speaking of comments, this..that one has been my most commented on post in all time. I don’t know weather to thank you all or hunt you all down and kill you. I did the last forty minutes with JitteryJoe, because workout mode is only one player. I also shoveled the driveway. Tell me honestly. If I add this whole exercise-bullshit-sweating-boobs-thing to my daily life but don’t change how I eat, will I still lose weight?
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Today we welcomed our new housemate. His name is Gnomer Pile, and he loves to travel. I don’t know much else about him except that he loves kids.
And that they love him back. Here they are watching Sponge Bob,
Do you think I should be worried that this bearded man, Who is practically a stranger likes to sleep with little boys? I mean, He looks awfully pleased with himself, doesn’t he? I think I will interrogate him tomorrow during nap time… Is there an online registry for sex offending Gnomes?
Lots of pictures in the photo blog..did I say that already?
I think this whole paypal thing is a rip off. Every time I find something I really really want to order, like this, they either accept paypal but don’t ship to Canada, or they don’t accept paypal at all. This pisses me off to no extent. So I spent forty bux on lebrets and belly button rings and something special for my BFF Kissy. And no, I’m not telling you what it is Kiss!
Protein and carbohydrates; I have been reading up on them becuase they are supposed to be some sort of thing that converts to stored fat. I store enough things without storing fat too! I have found oodles of information about them, but what the fuck are they? What type of food? I know protein is like meat and peanuts and stuff, but the other? Im lost. If its Kraft Dinner, Don’t tell me because I will be forced to jump off a bridge and kill myself immediately.
Sigh.
Now that my foot/toe is all better *snort*, I put DDR to its work out mode and set my goal at 150 cals to burn. It took 36 minutes and lots of sweat. But I’m happy.
I have heard a lot of people doing the running/walking on a treadmill for comments, so for each comment I get I will DDR for 3 minutes. I’m not gonna set an “up to sixty minutes” limit thingy. I might not be able to do it all in one session but I *will* do it! Plus I’m a comment whore. Make people come comment. Use a gun if needed. Or chocolate. No wait. No chocolate, they might share!
I’m obsessed with watching Deal or no Deal. It’s not on tonight
Whew, am I ever glad to have this contest done! JitteryJoe had a hard time deciding on the winners. Very hard. I suggested letting y’all vote for it, but he pushed on.
It took him almost an hour of studying the nineteen entries before he got down to the final three. Unfortunately there were only two prizes.
(scroll down to see a peek at the prizes.)
I was stupid and didn’t take photos of the actual prizes, so I’m gonna ask our two winners to post pictures when they come in the mail. And don’t dis the packing boxes they are in! I made them my self with my glue gun!…I’m Special.
Thanks to everyone who entered!
First Place : Lori. Jittery liked the background a LOT, and he loved the gothy-ness of this avatar. It was the attention to the little details that bumped it up to first place, so way to go Lori, I already have your address from the Christmas card exchange!
Second Place : Shelli Second Place was really close to being a tie. Jittery isn’t quite sure why he liked this one so much, but in the end, he just could not cross it off his list! Great work Shelli!! I have your address too, Im.Just.That stalkerish Good.
Sans Pantaloons made this one. It was in the running right to the end becuase JitteryJoe loved the tarrot card border so much. This one was decided by a coin toss. Sorry Sans, but excellent work!!
I have a headache. I heard sex increases your pain tolerance, so I’m off to Sexperiment.
Were you wondering why I needed to know if y’all knew what “Canadian Beaver” was?
Quite simple.
beaver (n)
1) the female genitals
2) an american/candian term meaning a woman or women seen exclusively as sex objects
Used in pin-up magazines of the late 1960s
Only half of you got that, and thats with Jittery’s vote!
For shame.
The winners have been picked and they will be posted tonight. Did I forget to mention there was a second place prize too?
hmmm.
Here is a sneak peek at a the prizes we will be shipping out, Your very own Candian Beavers!
CoffeeMom2 ……………..Coffee Mom 3
Here are two more avatars I just got in, you have untill I go to bed tonight to have them in. everyone was allowed to make three….
I will edit as needed if any more avatars come in tonight.
When you click your link to come here, is the URL showing up as bluepaintred or redblogblue? Im not sure if its redirecting from RBB to BPR, or what so ..yea…
and uhm…. Thats it I guess. Go Watch Sunday Six or something
