At home
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Me: Are you on the naughty list?
Stuperman: No I ona stool.
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At coffee
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But you just can’t masturbate with long nails! ~ during a conversation about gel nails.
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I’m a girl! ~ after being told ‘Have a nice night guys’
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I was thinking this morning about the weight I have gained in the last seven years. Its not pretty. And then I thought that since the boys were still in bed, I should do some sit ups. So I checked my email.
Santa will be here in three days. I have already peeked at some of the gifts under the tree. It’s gonna be a good Christmas LOL
At some point tomorrow I will be posting proof that Stuperman is on Santa’s Naughty list, and the other two are on his Nice list. Its freaky.
Im tired. ZZZzz
∗ Posted by bluepaintred on 12.20.2006
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OMG I broke a nail on the way home - arm out the window “popping” the wipers to get ice off…maybe it’s a sign??
And this - “I was thinking this morning about the weight I have gained in the last seven years. Its not pretty. And then I thought that since the boys were still in bed, I should do some sit ups. So I checked my email.”….I think we’re twins separated at birth. Besides the boys. And seven years is more like months…but STILL.
Comment by Tug - December 21, 2006 12:09 am
I laughed like a mental patient at “So I checked my email”
Okay, I want to know who said the line about the nails…
Comment by Mr. Fabulous - December 21, 2006 3:32 am
Yikes it is in 3 more days isnt it?
Comment by Catch - December 21, 2006 4:42 am
Stuperman cracks me up!
Comment by Anonymous - December 21, 2006 7:12 am
I had a terrifying dream last night that I was fat and had terrible bangs cut straight across my forehead. WTH?
Comment by Katherine - December 21, 2006 8:15 am
Tug how come its so damn easy to put on weight but so freaking hard to lose it?
Mr.Fab I admit it was me, and tonight i am getting gel nails (merry christmas me!)
Catch yes yup uh huh yippie yay its christmas time its christmas time.
Kathrine LOL dreams like that suck monkey crap. did you run to the bathroom mirror to make sure when you woke up?
Comment by Bluepaintred - December 21, 2006 8:34 am
I love having acrylic nails put on, but mostly because my nails are UGLY! I will have to try to test your theory next time I have them put on.
Comment by Shelli - December 21, 2006 4:58 pm
Santa once sent Pan a letter encouraging him to be a good little boy - because he was being a naughty, naughty little boy… it worked. Something you might want to consider!
Comment by Anonymous - December 21, 2006 8:22 pm