The same night that we traveled to the North Pole City to see Santa We were stopped by a red light. Since we have had so much snow in the past month, the graders had been through several times leaving tall piles of snow at the sides of the roads. Rainbow man was looking out his window and got all excited about the Giant Snowballs outside his window.
Now, Of course we knew that they were just chunk’s of snow the grader had left, but why ruin his fun like that? So we patiently explained to Rainbow Man that they were not infact Giant snowballs, but Baby Snowmen.
You see, while we get some pretty cold weather here, it is no where near as cold as I assume the North Pole gets, and babies are delicate be they human or Snow babies. Every fall when it starts to get colder and colder and the snow starts to fall, we sit around and think it is falling just to annoy us, but in truth, those little snowflakes you see dancing round your head are really making babies.
The baby snowmen have to stay here, where it is warmer, until they get big enough to withstand the cold and then they migrate to the North Pole to become a part of Santa’s Army.
Rainbow Man And Blue Boy were out a good part of today making a snow babies into snow men. Jitteryjoe and I spent the rest of the day giggling as they continually checked out the window to see if their snowman had migrated yet.
I have already gone out and dismantled their snowman to propagate the lies we told them.
I don’t want anyone to go away mad because I have posed a PPP post under this one. I think that For every PPP post I do I will put a ‘real’ one on top of it.
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∗ Posted by bluepaintred on 12.11.2006
∗ I'm Important too, Pranks
Santa has an army? I figured him for a pacifist.
Comment by Anonymous - December 11, 2006 8:04 am
lying to kids is so much fun.
Comment by Anonymous - December 11, 2006 11:37 am
Heres the snow kitty——–>>>
Comment by Catch - December 11, 2006 11:59 am
and you say that you are not like your mother
Comment by Anonymous - December 11, 2006 12:19 pm
Blogarita Its not a real army, more like guards armed with cattots and sticks. theya re there to protect santa and the elves.
WebMiz etter yet, pulling one over on a husband.
Catch O M G. Cute attack *falls to the floor*
Annonymous I will assume this is Dad? [sarcasm]My Mother would never ever have lied to us like that, not in a million bajillion years![/Sarcasm]
Comment by Bluepaintred - December 11, 2006 12:28 pm
see is it classified lying when we are all told not to tell the horrible truth about there being no santa…oh dear i said it…uh oh…lol…cute cat catch…and wow your dad didnt even sign his name….how cute…lol
spongebobber
Comment by Anonymous - December 11, 2006 1:06 pm
SpongeBob Exactly what is it you are trying to say Abot Santa? What is this about terrible truths and lying about him? Are you trying to say that … no, no, that can’t be what you are trying to say….It better not be!
Comment by Bluepaintred - December 11, 2006 1:22 pm
no no im not saying what you think im saying…lol…please dont kill me…lol
he is real he really is
lol
Comment by Anonymous - December 11, 2006 2:41 pm
Ah…NOW I understand LOL
I approve of the way you are screwing with their heads!
Comment by Mr. Fabulous - December 11, 2006 4:49 pm
You guys are such good bullshitters! I love it. You should write children’s stories.
Comment by Shelli - December 11, 2006 7:56 pm