**I really think that you ought to know that without my watch on, I do not know what year this is right now, hence, im not positive if we are going into 2007 or 2008. Sue me if you will.**
My new years resolution is to lose weight. It won’t happen, but I feel better for making one. I have hopes that 200-whatever will not involve any more operations or sick kids. This also won’t happen because I am really leaning towards asking the doctor to go ahead with the cutting and pasting of my girly parts again.
Actually I am really considering going to a doctor in the new year to see if I might be losing my mind, but that’s a whole other blog post.
This past year :
- I bought a house. And when I say “I”, what I really mean to say is my sugar daddy bought a house an I am just along for the free sex and cute kids. Oh, and he pays the internet bill too.
- I started a blog. Nine months or so ago. It’s been an interesting experience.
- Held a boy when he woke up after his second operation in two years.
- Got new-er and improved-er boobies from the nice tax payers.
- I did nothing else.
And there you have it, a year in the life of Bluepaintred. Pretty exciting, huh?
Date canceled, taking Stuperman to the ER. Update later
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we decided to take him in because he ate nothing for two days and slept All day today. He woke to scream, not cry but scream, and would fall back asleep. Enough was enough
his chest is fine, but when they tried to see in his ear there was a loud Pop and blood tinged pus started streaming out his ear. Obviously infected. He is medicated for pain now, and taking antibiotics. Will take at least 48 hours for him to not be in this amount of pain.
the lady at the counter who checked him in offered him a sticker. He screamed like she tired to kill him, he screamed so loudly and painfully a set of doctors came running. I told her that stickers were against this moral beliefs.
life sucks for this wee boy right now.
Yesterday we had Christmas number two with Kiss the kids got some awesome gifts, Blue boy has alredy made a balloon puppy with his new balloon animal kit, Rainbow man is over the moon with his new race track because it connects with the one he got last year, but now he has four cars for it, and Stuperman cried the whole time. Jitteryjoe and I got a gift card to the store where we bought our new floor, so that takes care of this months payment. YAY.
Tonight we had Christmas number three with the in-laws. That would have been a blast had Stuperman not still been crying. Fear not, he has a doctors appointment on the fifth.
We go the best gift ever tonight. 24 hours of no children. No screaming Stuperman, No Blue Boy taking apart his three day old Nintendo DS Lite “just to see” and no super hyper Rainbow Man climbing the walls. We have no idea what we are going to do but we are supposed to drop the kids off at four tomorrow night and they will be returned at four the follwing day.
Heaven.
I have legs to shave and lotion to apply, because for damn sure, with no kids in the house, I am going to get some porno style sex in the living room !!!
If I don’t blog tommorrow nihgt, please, be happy for me :o)
Mr.Fab, over at Pointless Directives has tagged me with this meme.
We all know I love memes.
I am supposed to reveal five things about me that none of you know.. So here goes…
1. I started doing Pay Per Posts to save up for a custom template. I have, since then, and directly from a PPP ad, changed my mind.
2. Now my main goal in life is to buy this. It gives me wood. I must have it. (HP Photosmart R967 Digital Camera)
3. I often threaten to punch my laptop in the face..uh..screen. So far I haven’t. But it better start behaving. Or else.
4. I drink more coffee then people realize. 6 pots, with a 12 cup capacity is not an abnormal amount for me. I drink it black, or with sugar or with sugar and cream. As long as it is coffee, cold, hot or warm, I drink it. And yes, I do sleep fine at night, thanks for wondering. (Decaf is evil)
5. I am not a girly girl. I have yet to learn how to apply make-up, ither then lipgloss, I don’t care about clothes or shoes. I don’t freak out from mice and mud…I think I was meant to be born a boy. If I was to turn into a boy overnight, I would really miss my baby making parts.
I’m tagging people who I think are hiding really interesting things. If you have already done ths Meme, please diret me to it with a link in comments! ( I like random bits of blackmail material as much as the next girl)
One Tall Momma
Lori In Florida
Ole Blue
Tiny Voices in My Head
and
A Penny for Your Thoughts
Christmas is over. That always makes me a bit sad and grouchy. I plan every year, all year, and then in a matter of hours it is done. I don’t feel like blogging, I don’t feel like doing much of anything. I have slept a lot today.
Christmas morning was great. This is what the children awoke too:
Stuperman woke up puking and was not interested in the presents. All he wanted was to sit with me. So thats what we did.
We waited for my Dad and Mmom to show up and finally they called. Mmom said that they were going to be late because my father was blowing in a breathalizer as we speak. Yay. I fell for it hook line and sinker, they showed up five minutes later.
I also got this:
Lori sent it to me and I opened it on the 23rd. She made it herself. Isn’t it Awesom? Lori… You Rawk!!
All in all, Christmas was great, we got and gave great gifts all around, the turkey did not kill anyone, and people left my home happy. My Christmas Hosting Cherry has officially been popped. And it felt Goooood.
