I finally got the guts to switch to blogger beta, only to find out that they wont let me switch. Why do they keep telling me to switch? Hrumph! My bolg is obviously just too good for them.
Stuperman has been in the bath for almost three hours now. Maybe the pirate ship bath toy was a Bad Idea. But getting a picture of it for you all is a good idea. Be right back.
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Ok I am back. We had to do some manovering with the ship to cover Pirate Stupermans treasure chest, and in the end, I just told him to pick it up and hold it. Note to self : Take all bath photos at the beggining of the bath so the bubbles cover up the important bits.
I will go and do photos for the photo blog after I post this. There will also be a new you tube video, but those wont get downloaded until after smalville tonight.
I finally got all the christmas cards adressed and ready to go. There were a lot more then I was counting on LOL. Yay me for buying the big box of cards . Nothing rempptoly interesting happened today. I did dishes, and washed floors. A few loads of laundry. realised that the quilt I had finished for BFF Kiss was not finished. made a big mistake I did. Doubt now it will be ready for Christmas, and that sucks. If I buck up and be a man about the blood loss, I will finish it in time. But I am such a baby when it comes to pin pricks.
And since I have noting of note to blog about, here are some words with two meanings :
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female…… Any part under a car’s hood.
Male.…. The strap fastener on a woman’s bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another.
Male.… Playing football without a cup.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female… The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.
4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female…. A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male…… Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female…. A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male…… Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female.… An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male.….. A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.
7 . REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female…. A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male… A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
have a great day night everyone! The Sunday Six Answers from the boys were awesome this week. Look for them tommorrow afternoon!
Want to know how you Really get pregnant? Really really pregnant? Watch this. Its FUNNNNNNNY.
Yesterday night when we went Christmas shopping we also picked up a Pirate ship bath toy for the kids. Well, mostly Stuperman. We put him in the bathtub this afternoon at 230. We were unsuccessful getting him out until almost 5 pm. So at least he’s clean. If a bit wrinkly.
I haven’t washed dishes in a day and a half and For some reason the kids want to eat off clean, non paper dishes…Weird…. But I promise I will get off my ass and do some house work. Eventually. Some day in the future. If I feel like it.
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So I started this post about seven hours ago. Since then I have:
- Watched the Thanksgiving episode of Deal or No Deal. Love it.
- Drank coffee, lots
- Ordered and eaten pizza,
- Put the kids to bed.
- Checked blogs.
- Got pissed off that a certain blog still hadn’t been updated.
- Hacked into that blog and re-did the template.
- Twice. The first one she wasn’t too keen on, and asked for a SpongeBob template.
- Did it.
It’s bright, but go check it out and tell me what you think of it…..Should the pink stay or go? Because I want it to stay, and she wants it gone. But she wants it changed into more shades of yellow and that would be way too much. My poor retinas!
But it is her blog…
So the dishes are still sitting in the sink. My back is sore and my ass is numb from sitting this long. I’m going to take my book and have a bath, and then think about heading to bed. But I will probably end up reading more on my bloglines. In bed.
And just for the fun of it : Weffriddles level 14 nigh! no! Nigh! no!Nine neptune weffriddles level 45 sending mail to neptune spoilers. level 54.3. Weffriddles help. Answer to level. If you weffers need help on level 1-58, shoot me an email at jitteryjoe@sasktel.net, tell me what level you are on, and ask for a hint or a spoiler. Use a valid email address. I am tired of the can you help me’s with @noreply.com. Duh, if you want help I need a way to contact you! There that should get a few hits LOL. I am not addicted to my site meter, why do you ask???
Thats right. You heard me! There will be no ranting what-so-ever in this post! Are you sad?
Deal with it!
So yesterday Jitteryjoe came home from work sick at 11:30. He went to bed and stayed there untill it was time for parent teached interveiws, he stayed up untill the kids went to bed (I went to coffee) and then went to bed. He woke up this morning long enough to stumble to the phone and call in sick to work, puked and went back to bed.
He woke up again at one pm, and was fine. So all was well in the BPR household again. Untill we decided to do something really really really stupid. We took the boys Christmas shopping for each other. Smart move eh? Realistically, we knew it would be …hard… but we never expected this. In past years we always shopped for them and said “Hey you with the face, this is what you are getting your brother for Christmas, OK?” And that was that.
I took Blue Boy to MacDonalds for coke while Jitteryjoe took Rainbow Man thru the stores. It must have gone well becuase they came back with the required number of gifts and no one died doing it.
Then it was our turn. I figured it would be pretty simple, But Blue Boy figured that he could pick out the toys he wanted and give them to his brothers so he could play with them…. I like his style, but I had to put my foot down.
Blue Boy got Stuperman this and Rainbow man this. We left Stuperman at home with my Mother In Law, and Blue Boy helped pick out some sort of gatlin’ gun nerfy shooter thingy for Rainbow Man from him.
So me and Blue Boy were walking down an isle, and there was this big grey bucket thingy, I looked down to make sure Blue Boy was watching and saw it, so he wouldnt crash into it. He was looking straight ahead. Then. He crashed into it. I stopped and hugged him and said “Are you OK?” and he looks up at me, hand to his temple. “Whoo, I didn’t see That Coming.”
It was way funny.
So we are sooooo close to being done now. We have to pick up the Parental Unit gifts and one for my Brother Pick up the DS lite when it gets to the store, oh , and a Birthday gift for Baby Tubby. Hope you all had a wonderful Thursday/Thanksgiving too!
I’m off to eat candy popcorn and watch the movie we rented for the kidlets.
Heading out for coffee now, I shall leave you with this luscious tidbit:
Mr. Rainbow, currently in grade two, is spelling/reading at a 3.1 grade level.
also
his Math and Sciences average for term one is 91%
Hola fuck, kids got brains! Maybe there was a sale at Wal*Mart?
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Home from coffee!
Happy Thanksgiving you American Freaks Thursday! Coffee was, as usual, a freaking blast. I Threw up in my mouth a little at the shaking booty of the obscenely overweight dude next table to us. I got to see a dude with a curly-cue mustache. I watched some dude on chat lines, giggling.
I say dude too much.
I found Out that BFF Kiss’ first kiss was with a dude named Shane. My First REAL kiss was with a dude named Shayne. Way cool.
I bought Sponge Bob Stickers for Stupermans potty. I looked for Superman ones, but was unsuccessful. I forgot to take the Christmas cards with me to mail. I’m hungry, but it’s too close to bedtime to eat anything. Well, maybe an orange. I put a DS Lite on order for Blue Boy. We bought a black one for Rainbow Man, and we want the silver for BlueBoy, But every fucking store is sold out. One is getting two hundred in on the second, so my name is down for one.
I’m calling WalStarMart (first the local store, then head office) tomorrow morning to complain about the dumbass who would not get off his little stool and let me spend one hundred and sixty four buck on the silver one they had hidden behind the black ones. Lazy fucking shit. I tried to complain to the supervisor at Walstarmart, but she just told me to write out a complaint card. I wrote “You suck, I’m going to *****store” and left my name and number. I hope they call me back :o)
I Forgot I went and got an orange. It is sitting here waiting for me to eat it. ….. Now it’s eaten. My tummy is happy. I’m Super proud of Rainbow Man. He knows it :o)
One special Christmas card contains Pornography. Who will be the lucky recipient??
I was going to tell you a very interesting story all about my day, but my day was boring. And I thought about just making something up, but then I fell asleep on the couch. I even spent roughly thirty eight seconds trying to come up with Something. Anything. To entertain you all.
Maybe I would talk about coffee tomorrow With Kiss? Or how Stupermans new potty lacks sponge bob stickers and how that mortally wounds his wee little sensibilities. Hey, How bout I tell you that I stuck my gum on the top of the hairspray bottle and then later Jittery Joe found it and started walking around with it telling the boys it was brains. Must.Eat.Brains. But I took the gum away and chewed it to a minty demise and wrapped it in one of the dozen miniature candy bar wappers surrounding the lap top. So that won’t work!
I thought about offering up a joke from my email box, but I only got one today:
What Feels Better
A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument about
who enjoyed sex more.
The man said, “Men obviously enjoy sex more than women. Why do you think we’re so obsessed with getting laid?”
“That doesn’t prove anything,” the woman countered. “Think about this…When your ear itches and you put your finger in it and wiggle it around, then pull it out, which feels better-your ear or your finger?”
Or I could tell you some of the silly things the children said today.
Stuperman to Hannah: You a girl Hannah?
Hannah, Outraged and in tears:I am not a girl! !! I am TWO!!
But no, Not enough funny things said for a real post. So instead I decided not to write a post today. And now, Lets all take a moment to reflect on how this makes you feel.
33 days till Santa comes. Are YOU ready?
