Don’t fall asleep on the couch with two two year olds and a four year old running loose in the house.
There is no more Halloween candy.
There is no more hair gel.
On the upside, no one puked despite the massive sugar intake and their hair looks wonderful.
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Look at me. I have Egg on my face! I’m a moron. Plus I suck. Oh shut up guys. I suck as in I did something bad not as in I did someone bad.
There I was a month ago, yelling and screaming and forcing Bloggers at mouse point for their addresses’ so I could Send out Christmas Cards. Cus I’m like, Soooo Totally Popular, mmmkay?
And for each address I got I made sure to type in wee small brackets the Blogger’s blog name next to their real names. Cus I am smart, dontcha see? Like a freaking genius over here. Now I will know which Blogger to thank when the card come in the mail.
But wait! What’s that I see On my List? One lonely address without a name…
So I got a Christmas Card in the mail today - stop me if you have heard this one before - It was in the shiny-est envelope I had ever seen. I was sooooo excited. Holy crap! Mail addressed to me that is NOT a bill. So I opened up my first card of the year, most excited to see who it is from. (I forgot all of your real names just as fast as I printed them out, yea uhm, sorry about that eh..) A sweet little black and white photo of a boy on an inner tube, surrounded in a square of glitter…Sound familiar..Anyone???
Cus the real life name on this very first card of the year happens to be the same real life name missing a blogger name in my list. Le Sigh
So Blogarita, if this beautiful card was from you, Thank you. If not, Uh, ignore that last part would you?
∗ Posted by bluepaintred on 11.29.2006
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I have now seen Britney Spears Vagina. WOOT WOOT. Actually, it was kind of disappointing. I mean this is THE Britney Spears. Wasn’t she some sort of teen sex goddess? Didn’t teen boys jack off multiple times daily to the thought if her naked body just two years ago? Three? Ok Five. Final offer. I expected gold-plating, diamonds, bouncers at the labia… Something!
But it was a plain old vagina. Infact, I have one very much like it. One could even say that mine is better because I don’t have that pesky C-Section scar above it. Hmmmm. Does this mean that teenage boys are jacking off to the thought of ME naked? Interesting concept.
Not to bash people with C-section scars, cus whatever gets that baby out healthy is the only plan that counts!
I have talked about Weffriddles many many times in the past month. There were some levels in Weff that made Jitteryjoe And I wanted to bring a slow painful death upon Weff and his forum. The reason? No one helps you in it. You can PM until you are blue in the finger, and NO ONE answers! I make it a point to respond as quickly as possible to all the emails I get asking for hints. I know what it feels like on the other end, waiting for that golden hint.
I have always assumed that people are finding me by Google searching Weffriddle spoilers or hints to the various level numbers. But today, I got an e-mail that said he had been directed to my site IN THE FORUM. As if. They won’t get off their asses and hint to people, but will give out MY e-mail address? Whatever. I don’t care how they find it, I will still help out, but…grrrr. At least now people are leaving valid E-mail addresses and not those stupid annon comments I can’t respond to LOL
In other news, I found this site today, It let me make this :
And Jittery Joe made this one. He’s all about the blood and gore. I really wanted to get him a straight…?Strait? Jacket for Christmas one year. He has always wanted one. But I can’t find any.. In my price range. He wants an authentic one, like Crazy Cat Lady Hospitals use. Oh well. Dreams often die hard
I plan on uploading the million and seven photos I have taken in the past two days. It’s going to take a long time. I can’t do it on the lap top, just on the desktop downstairs. And in IE it wont let me just click the photo button and upload away. I have to go to a blogger site , Usually Catch’s cus she is the top of my linky list, and upload five at a time. Le Sigh.
I better get to it!
Oh, an Stuperman told us today “I nekked under ma cose(Clothes)“
I never considered that before. Perhaps he would be happier with two pairs of Gitch? Maybe Spiderman AND superman? Sponge bob??
∗ Posted by bluepaintred on 11.28.2006
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Attention!
Aliens are coming to abduct all the good looking and sexy people. You will be safe, I’m just Blogging to say goodbye.
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And here we see the difference between American and Canadian Men. I Edited the second photo, but any girls interested, I can email you all nine inches of it :o) 
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WEDDING NIGHT
Fred and Mary got married but couldn’t afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred’s Mom and Dad’s for their first night together.
In the morning, Johnny, Fred’s little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his Mom if Fred and Mary are up yet.
She replies, “No”. Johnny asks, “Do you know what I think?”
His Mom replies, “I don’t want to hear what you think! Just go to school.”
Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his Mom, “Are Fred and Mary up
yet?”
She replies, “No.”
Johnny says, “Do you know what I think?”
His Mom replies, “Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school.”
After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, “Are Fred and Mary up yet?”
His Mom says, “No.”
He asks, “Do you know what I think?”
His Mom replies, “OK, now tell me what you think?”
He says: “Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I
think……….
I gave him my airplane glue.”
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I Just submitted my name to be re-reveiwed by IT2M. Somebody quick! Send me interesting post ideas STAT! My last reveiw went wonderfully . I sent them the wrong URL. Well the right one, but I put one to many (dot)’s in the url. They reveiwed the error screen LOL. Here is my original reveiw. I’m number three, Phorofor, the one with five smacks LMAO.
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heh I got nuthin…….
Later Vader
∗ Posted by bluepaintred on 11.27.2006
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This week, with family, US Thanksgiving and Sweet Janelle running that awful fever, Kelly has told us she is unable to give us Sunday Six Questions.
Rainbow Man: Mommies tummies. A mom and a dad marry and then they make babies together.
Blue Boy: Peoples tummy. To cut our tummys open they get out.
Stuperman:
Rainbow Man: Santa Claus uses the magic flu powder that lets him walk thru the walls with the presents and puts them under our Christmas tree.
Blue Boy: Santa Claus phones the police mans and the police mans use the tools to break down the door.
Stuperman: My house is… ohhhh. Danta Claus? I gib him cookie. (Giggles)
3. How is snow made?
Rainbow Man: Ice turns really cold and it dissolves into snow.
Blue Boy: From the sky. Water is in snow. When they melt.
Stuperman: No made? The snow is made mommy. By no mans. (in this case, no means snow)
4. Why do people wear underwear?
Rainbow Man: So people don’t see their privates
Blue Boy: Cus they are boys.
Stuperman: Gitchy no wet mommy. Dry. Big boy. Candy?
5. How do they get the snow in a snow globe?
Rainbow Man: First they put this snow in the glass, and then they put the thing they want on top of the glass.
Blue Boy: (holding a snow globe ornament) they put glitter in and glue it on and make santa claus. Can it stand like this? (daddy said no) It can hang. (shakes it wildly)
Stuperman: no lobes. Shake em! (again, no means snow)
6. Why do they put stripes on a candy cane?
Rainbow Man: To make them look prettyier. Because they are decorations.
Blue Boy: Cus they are supposed to make the whole red gone and it,… the whole thing is white.
Stuperman: Stripes on a candy cane? Gimmee candy cane mommy. I like candy cane.
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