This Just In:

(compiled over the last few days)

“Dinasours eat cheeseburgers” -Stuperman (2)


“Hello snow. My snow. Right here. My snowman is right here. I ate my snowman outside. My shovel out there.” - Stuperman (2)


Upon waking very hungry “Mommy, know why I am so hungry? I have four tummies. But Im not a cow…Moooooo” - Blue boy (4.5)

“Jump really high Stuperman, Jump really hiiiiihg. Go to the sky Stuperman. Kiss the kidddddy in the sky”-HG(2)*

“I running!” Falls ” Owwwww. I ok mommy” gets up “I running!!” Stuperman (2)

“I want more Damnberry Ju, OK?? More Damnberry mommy.” I give him raspberry juice “damnk-you” Stuperman (2)

“I got a concussion” Hubster (27)

Holding a plastic crab “I got crabs” HG (2)

“I made rainbow Poop” - Blue boy (4.5)

“I making pumpkin” (as he poos) - Stuperman (2)

“Know why I am not eating anymore?” Why? “Cus I am done” - Blue boy (4.5)

“Now if only we could get chunky honey. You know, with little bee’s heads floating in it?….What?? you don’t think it would be a good seller?” Hubster (27)

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Rainbow Man “Why do they have their halloween decorations up?”

ME: Cus its like a week and a half till halloween, your birthday is the 29th and halloween is three days later”

Rainbow Man Really? I coulda been born’d on halloween!

ME: Yea but when you came out, you came so fast that the doctor wasnt even there yet. Just the nurse and daddy”

Rainbow Man “Were you there?”

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if I was being attacked by a living doll, You’d believe me, wouldn’t you?” Hubster (27)

*HG is the baby girl who comes to play with us all week

∗ Posted by bluepaintred on 10.23.2006
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∗ Posted by bluepaintred on 10.22.2006
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Sunday Six - Happy BirthdayJanelle!

Welcome to Sunday Six. This week’s topic, brought to you by the lovely Kelly, is birthdays! Today is Kelly’s daughter, Janelle’s fourth Birthday. Happy birthday baby girl!

Stuperman (2.5) reluctantly played, as well as Blue Boy(4.7) and Rainbow Man.(6.12).

  1. How do we celebrate birthdays?

Stuperman: No Mommy. No no no no no no. What doin’ mommy? (sings) Happy Birthday. Happy Birthday. Got a ball??

Blue Boy: With candy sticks?

Rainbow Man: By bringing toys and going places and giving the birthday person the toys.

2. Do you know anyone who is having a birthday today?

Stuperman: Ohhhhh. Somebody goin’ have some birthday??? Somebody want some eyes mommy? You color that paper?

Blue Boy: No.

Rainbow Man: No. Tigger??

3. Why do we celebrate birthdays?

Stuperman: No play it mommy!!

Blue Boy: Cus.

Rainbow Man: Um. I don’t know. Because they are turning older?

4. What happens at a birthday party?

Stuperman: No mommy. No Mommy. Nooo Mommy! (cries) Nooo presents!

Blue Boy: Lots of people come.

Rainbow Man: Um. They get presents.

5. When is your birthday?

Stuperman: In the birthday mommy. In the birthday Mommy.

Blue Boy: I don’t know

Rainbow Man: October 29th.

6. What do you do on your birthday?

Stuperman: No write mommy.

Blue Boy: Eat cake

Rainbow Man: Um. Go to the fun factory

There. Isn’t it nice to have that long ass meme gone? I don’t blame y’all for not reading it! Have a good Sunday

∗ Posted by bluepaintred on 10.22.2006
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MeMe Excuse for a post

I stole this meme from Miss Ann. It’s very very long. I didn’t feel like filling it out, so I don’t know why anyone will want to read this. Instead, there are 16 new photos under the photo tab and 3 new you tube videos. Here is soemthing to look forward too: Stuperman joined in the Sunday Six fun.

DO YOU SNORE?
No, but I drool

ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER?
I’m not sure, so I will go with lover.

WHAT’S YOUR WORST FEAR?
Spiders and my boys being hurt.

AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC?
Not as far as I recall.

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF “REALITY” TV?
I like the shows like Extreme Home Makeover and flip this house, But not survivor and Idol and crap.

DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?
Yes.

WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?
Dunno. My parents were really mean and took tones of photos of my older sister, but none of me..

IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?
No, I think I would go insane if I had to try dating.

WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?
grey

DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?
Nope

HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?
OMG NO. And I never ever will

ANY SECRET TALENTS
Only in the bedroom.

WHAT’S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?
I’d like to go on a cruise. Other then that, camping

CAN YOU SWIM?
enough to keep me on the top of the water..

HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE DONNIE DARKO?
Yes. I thought it was so-so, but hubby is in love with it.

DO YOU GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE OZONE?
Not really.

HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP?
I bite them.

CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?
no.

DO YOU PREFER ELECTRIC OR MANUAL PENCIL SHARPENER?
.electric.

WHAT’S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?
kill it, but don’t gut the damn thing on my freaking counter.

IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?
um. Im married right now.

DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
no

WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?
penicillian. Laundry. Doing the dishes and sweeping

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, “I LOVE YOU” ?
bout three questions up

DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?
no.

HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
cooked

ARE BLONDES DUMB?
some of them are.

WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?
if I knew that I’d be a millionair

WHAT TIME IS IT?
724pm

DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?
no

IS MCDONALD’S DISGUSTING?
McDonalds is right up there with chocolate in my opinion

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?
bout 430 this afternoon

DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?
bath

IS SANTA CLAUS REAL?
yuppers.

DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR NECK KISSED?
yes, but that doesn’t mean I want YOU too!

ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?
only when I am home alone

WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?
coffee smokes and grinding the bones in my wrist according to hubby

CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?
peanut butter sucks ass.

CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK?
nope

HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?
no.

IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?
I guess so. But ask me in about a week if I am willing to go without my midol

ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER?
yes.

WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?
blue

DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?
you bet

ARE YOU PSYCHIC?
on tuesdays.

HAVE YOU READ CATCHER IN THE RYE?
yes.

DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?
Nope.

HAVE YOU EVER STOLEN MONEY?
yes

CAN YOU SNOWBOARD?
No

DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?
love love love it

DO YOU SNORT WHEN YOU LAUGH?
nope

DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?
not really

ARE DOGS A MAN’S BEST FRIEND?
no .Dogs smell

YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?
not really, but there are extenuating circumstances sometimes

CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?
whats that?

DO YOU MAKE A LOT OF MISTAKES?
yes but don’t tell anyone.

IS IT COLD OUTSIDE TODAY?
nope, its pretty nice.

WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
baloney sammich

DO YOU WEAR NAIL POLISH?
yup

HOW MANY PEOPLE DO YOU LIKE RIGHT NOW?
um three. Y’all can worry amongst yourselves about if you are on the list

WHAT’S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL?
Head on.

DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?
nope. Whats it?

FAVORITE SONG AT THE MOMENT?
Scotty doesn’t know

∗ Posted by bluepaintred on 10.21.2006
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Heartbreak

Due to some issues at the Bluepaintred household. This is my post for today.

There is no post.

There may be no post tommorrow. And if there is, It will probably be a meme I stole from Miss Ann.

I will be off the computer and hugging my children. I promise to catch up on your blogs either late late tonight or tommorrow or the next day… it all depends on the level of comforting still required.We Miss You Already

∗ Posted by bluepaintred on 10.20.2006
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