My children go to bed at eight. This is very important to me! At eight oh one I have four hours to do … whatever. Last night I wanted a bath, to sew a beach bag to handstitch the binding on a quilt and blog about my mail.
Round about ten thirty Stuperman wakes up. For good. I cannot stress how rare this is, My kids sleep when they are told. thats it, thats all. So havimg my routine disrupted makes me cranky. I thought I had him back to sleep at 11. And again at quarter after twelve. At one thirty I shut the door to his room and put a pillow over my head and went to sleep.
Not Sure how long he cried for, but he was asleep when I got up.. untill…. well thats a post better left for a Thursday!
So I am tired, I am cranky, I will Need a nap this afternoon, which means that dollars to donuts, the inlaws will be over here for something. Here is my mail!
My prize came in the mail! This sucker is HUGE! like twice the size of my normal cup. Sweet dawgs. I have to go wake up Rainbow Man for school, and eat soemthing and I am tired of trying to type with my blurry eyes. Duck Update anyone?
Wait, no, thats my children of the corn photo from the other night. I’m not fixing it. Deal with it.
Duck Soup I must Write
Hiaku hiaku Im sleepy
You write it, meanie!
No time left for rhyme
The litter box is waiting
The snakes are dirty
I have work work work
waiting to be done, by me
who wants to help? You?
The Duck is a meal
Name this delectable treat
So yummy for you
A sad time tonight
I heard the baby crying
I must return Duck.
Go read the Sunday six Nine.
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Kelly was unable to do the Sunday Six, But thanks to my fellow bloggers, we can still play. The questions were awesome, even I was chuckling as I wrote down their answers. Rainbow Man (6.11) and Blue Boy (4.5) played. And here we go!
Mr. Fabulous said… Where does the Easter Bunny live?
Rainbow Man: Um he lives in a little cave where there is all chocolate eggs. Everything is chocolate.
Blue Boy: Where chocoalte is.
Fantastagirl said… Since it’s almost time for the season’s to change… how about?
1)What is your favorite Season?
Rainbow Man: Umm, spring ~ it’s nice and hot and we get to go to the water park, and I like winter too (does he mean summer or spring??)
Blue Boy: Blue
2)Why do the leaves change colors in the fall?
Rainbow Man: Becasue they are going to die so they fall off yellow or brown or maybe sometimes green too? Can they fall off green?
Blue Boy: Cus they get watered and wet and change leaf colors. Like clothes.
3)Why does the sun go to bed so early at night in the winter? (asked by Tink)
Rainbow Man: Because the moon is coming back here and if the moon doesen’t come back here it will be time to wake up too early.
Blue Boy: Cus It’s tired
4)How much snow is too much snow?
Rainbow Man: When It is up to somebodys deck. Thats’ really high, right?
Blue Boy: That we have to *** (I couldnt understand his word here, he made shoveling motions with his hands to explain and when I said “do you mean shovel” he agreed)
5)Have you ever made a snowman?
Rainbow Man: No.
Blue Boy: No, I would need help to making a snowman.
6) What is the best way to eat cookies? (with milk, or without?)
Rainbow Man: With Milk, because it tastes better.
Blue Boy: With Milk, cus its yummy
Lady Noelle said…
What’s your favorite thing to eat on Thanksgiving?
Rainbow Man: Uhmm, whats thanksgiving? The turkey Day? (I said Yes) OK. Turkeys.
Blue Boy: Cookies (Still back with the cookies and milk question I think)
What are you going to be for Halloween?
Rainbow Man: A pirate
Blue Boy: A dinasour. Cus you tol’ me you wasn;t wasting money when the dinasour fits, member? Can’t I be a monkey again?
Rainbow Man pulled His. Own. Tooth. tonight. All by himself. He is six. Don’t get me wrong there was a lot of crying and yelling while I tied the knot onto the tooth, But I figured he’d give it wussy tugs and then ask for the knot off and I’d lie and say sure i’ll take it off, but then rip out the tooth ( his adult tooth is popping out already, with the baby tooth still in place. With just four baby teeth gone and four adult teeth to judge by, I’m pretty sure he will need braces anyway ~Sigh~) but he pulled it out himself, without me. so all is GOOOOD. There was a lot of blood tho… on the sink, his shirt the soap the walls the floor… you get the picture. He tried to spit in the sink, but sprayed it instead.
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Toothless Old Man
Kelly, the wonderful creator of Sunday Six is Ill. Horribly nastily fluishly ILL. That means she can’t do the Sunday Six questions. At first I thought that I could think up six, but after talking to my oldest, we decided to leave the questions up to you people. In the comment section as a question. It can be for all three or just for one (Rainbow Man 6.11~Blue Boy 4.5~Stuperman 2.4)
Of course any question that is inappropriate will not be asked and I will hunt you down and hurt you for being a bad influance. The kids are willing to do more then six if more then six get asked.. So what are you waiting for??? Hop to it, Because we can’t do this without you guys!
Woman #1: I don’t know how I’m gonna get Bernie to go down on me. I’ve even tried waxing.
Woman #2: Maybe you can tattoo a little Yankees logo down there.
Woman #1: Are you kidding? It would be a holy object. He would kneel and make burnt offerings.
Woman #2: At least he would be kneeling. That’s a start.
–Williamsburg
tooo freaking funny, but I wonder how painful it would be to actually get a tattoo “there”
