A VOICE FROM THE BACK PEW
There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby so he went before the congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they passed
a rule that whenever the preacher’s family expanded, so would his paycheck.
After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the congregation decided
to hold another meeting to discuss the preacher’s salary. There was much
yelling and bickering about how much the clergyman’s additional children were costing the church. Finally, the Preacher got up and spoke to the
crowd, “Children are a gift from God,” he said.Silence fell on the congregation. In the back pew, a little old lady stood up and in her frail voice said, “Rain is also a gift from God, but when we get too much of it, we wear rubbers.”
And the congregation said, “Amen.”

• Cold. Brrr.
• Cleaned the garage.
• Cleaned the backyard.
• Shut off the exterior water.
• Cleaned the weeds out of the back alley.
• Did not get a nap.
• Ran out of Duck torture photos.. I think
• Selling our snakes … Interested?
• Cold.

This is why all you get is pictures today. Mostly cus Im FREEZING and cannot wait to crawl into the bath tub. Gonna be thinking of me all wet n neked now arent you?

Shame on you …. Pervert

I never once said he wasn’t weird.

Tigger

I found a photo
Lost in the oldest archives
Frozen Stiff, Like me.

Ducks who are plastic
Should not opt for surgery
Duck looks fine to me

Under the knife, duck?
what would your dear mother say?
Looks aren’t everything.

Got your own duck show
Prime time slots for nip and tuck
Season one : New You

And now Im off to the bath. Oh one more thing
We had a bird in the garage last night and this morning. Trying to come up with the birds name (it was a finch), Blue Boy offered this suggestion : Maybe it is a pecker wood.

∗ Posted by bluepaintred on 09.19.2006
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