Last night Hubs and I were haveing a serious disscussion about elbow hair when He realised something strange was living on my cervix. I have a lump about the size of a marble jutting off to the side of it. Weird eh?

So I called the guy who delivered all three of my boys and has given me billions of pap smears. My result always come back with issues so I got every three or so months for a pap. Yay. By the way six weeks ago when I went for my last pap, there weren’t no lump. So His receptionist answered, I asked to have an appointment and she says are you a paitent. Duh. So she asked what I needed and I told her . She said I have to go to my family doctor, have him do a pap and then refer me to the OB. HUH??? Even tho the OB gives me a pap every three freaking months, because now there is a lump to be investigated I must be referred to him??? Thats screwed up!

Altho I am not a big fan of hiving hands shoved into my YaaHoo, I called my Family doctor. I’m not going to ask for a referral. I’ll have Dr.P. evict my cervical room mate and be done with it! On the plus side. Normally it takes me three to four weeks to get into see Dr.P. This time, maybe because I used the magical word “lump”, I am getting in on September first, a mere week away!

Dude, also, before any of you get all excited about my cervical roomie… It’s becasue of Rainbow Man’s birth, - which was a very interesting experiance, remind me one day to tell you how many stitches and how many feet inches of torn flesh I had… its a great story- When Rainbow Man came out he tore my cervix. And due to this , cells that belong in my uturus came out to live on my cervix, it has a much better veiw. Normal cells, not cancer shit like that, So I go in for my pap and if they are there, they snip em off. This one, while its a lot bigger than any other and a lot faster growing is bound to be the same damn thing! Im not worried and neither should you be!

∗ Posted by bluepaintred on 08.24.2006
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