Number one: I need remidies for blisters, I have too many to count, they cover most of my feet, including between my toes. THEY HURT and I need a cure… do I peel the skin ( many are open and flapping!…TMI?) Do I leave it alone? Soak them in salt water? what do I do???
Number two : I just got back from the best wedding party EVER . Hola crap who does this shit? EVERYONE danced, young , old , really old, and I don’t mean polka and shitbut fast , fun and Sexy songs.
Number three: My boys made me the proudest mamma ever at this wedding, I made them stay up til ONE AM. Their normal bedtime is 8. They were awesome.. Logan cried when Grandpa stepped on his finger, Blake and Parker cried when I wouldn’t let them come to help set up night lunch ( I ended up letting them and they were actually a big help) But uh.. dude it was almost midnight and they were dead on their feet so they cried from being over tired, a little food and they were back on the dance floor!! They helped hold doors for people, Parker told the bride and goom congrats and also told several women that their dresses were pretty. The only prompting he had to say this stuff was to the groom, I asked him to say it, he rest was pure Parker goodness! They did not run screaming and underfoot, they did not fight. They were just a pleasre to have. And might I add, they looked DAMN fine in their matching cowboy hats and big belt buckles…
Number four: Blake told me ( and this is damn cute) “It was way better then the dollah store” and he LOVES the dollar store, He lives to go! He collects freaking pennies to get the magic one hundred and fourteen cents required to go. (we have 14% sales tax, which changed to 13% recently, but the kids don’t understand sales tax…hell.. I dont understand it!) So this was the biggest complement anything can ever receive!
We cut a rug tonight, Im tired Im sore, and I don’t know when I have had more fun.
Congratulations to my step brother Richard and my brand new sister Maritza, may your years all be as fun as tonight was!
I wrote a very eloquent post about babysitters who don’t sit. Sweet title hmmm? It was Snarky and witty and ended with a great Stupid Sign. My netscape crashed ( I tried modzilla, I can”t see any difference with web pages, sry) So , being as I lost my post, and it was a damn GOOD one too, I will just do my ” tagged” meme. But first, to sum up my forever lost post: When you decide to becoem a paid babysitter, you have to change the baby, you have to FEED the baby and you may NOT call the babies momma up while she is at WORK and say you are dropping the baby off at home ALONE cus you decided you “can’t take it.” Period. End of story. ( oh and please return the babys belongings, possession is NOT 9/10th of the law bitch)
and now the Meme ( and if someone does not explain WHY its called “meme” or at least tell me they don;t know either, I will cry)
In the spirit of the old chain letter traditions, follow these instructions:
INSTRUCTIONS: Remove the blog in the top spot from the following list and bump everyone up one place. Then add your blog to the bottom slot, like so.
What were you doing 10 years ago? lets see, ten years ago I was seven teen, it is two months before my mom is diagnosed with Lung Cancer and 8 month before her death.
What were you doing 1 year ago? one year ago I was looking online at houses, enjoying my new baby and eating lots of chocolate
Five snacks you enjoy: (not in any particular order)
1) chocolate 2)BBQ Spitz 3)Green peppers 4)Muffins ( chocolate chip) 5) A cuppa coffee with pretzles/oreo cookies to dip in
Five songs to which you know all the lyrics: (not in any particular order)
1)Janeys got a gun - Areosmith 2)Point of Light - Randy Travis 3)St. Anger - Metallica 4)Somebody Save Me (The Smallville Theme song) - Remi Zero 5) Scotty Doesnt Know - Luster
Five things you would do if you were a millionaire: (not in any particular order)
1) Pay off My mortgage 2) Buy my dad and his wife matching top end harleys - their choice 3) Buy my Inlaws a top end Moterhome 4) Buy myself a PT Cruiser 5) Go on a disney cruise with the hubster and kids
Five bad habits: (not in any particular order)
1) Biting my nails 2) not house cleaning 3) Smoking 4) Yelling at the computer 5) Compulsive nail polish / sock buyer
Five things you like doing: (not in any particular order)
1) Reading 2) Blogging 3) Crosstitching 4) Playing with the boys 5) Sex
Five things you would never wear again: (not in any particular order)
1) Size DDD Bra 2) Corset 3) Maternity Wear 4) Long Dangly earings 5) A wedding Dress
Five favorite toys:
1) Computer 2) Pencil and paper 3) Hubster 4) Knives and wood 5) the kids
I have a post about baby sitters but Im watching a movie with some half nekked dude, so all Im posting is this previously prepared meme… Want to know where I got it? Here.
MEME-OLOGY
GRUB-OLOGY What is your salad dressing of choice? Italian What is your favorite fast food restaurant? McDonalds What is your favorite sit down restaurant? umm Again, McDonalds, we eat in On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?sorry to disapoint people i almost never ever leave a tip. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?Baloney Sandwitch. I have eaten one a day for umm since fourthgrade or so,,, how long is that?
Name three foods you detest above all others. Fish type things, meat, and fish type things
What is your favorite dish to order in a Chinese restaurant?Chicken ball thingys withteh red sauce and fried rice and veggies What are your pizza toppings of choice? Bacon and cheese. i dont think I ve ever had a different flavor
What do you like to put on your toast? Sume mornings just butter, others i like white sugar and cinnamon, still others i like half honey half peanut butter. still otehrs I like jam
What is your favorite type of gum? Dentyne Fire
TECH-OLOGY Number of contacts in your cell phone? I don’t have a cell phone
Number of contacts in your email address book? 34 but if you like jokes, send me your email
What is your wallpaper on your computer? some beach scene, its pretty but i dont care
What is your screensaver on your computer? slide show of the kids pics
Are there naked pictures saved on your computer? yuppers , and most of them are of me *wink*
How many land line phones do you have in your house? 3
How many televisions are in your house? 2 but I want one for my room… someday …
What kitchen appliance do you use the least? My Oven… how sad is that LOL
What is the format of the radio station you listen to the most? Country
How many sex toys do you own that require batteries? 3, but lots of others that dont LOL
BI-OLOGY What do you consider to be your best physical attribute? uhmmm I dont beleive I have one.. maybe my metatarsal
Are you right handed or left handed? Right handed.
Do you like your smile? Nope.. but talk to me after I get dentures!
Have you ever had anything removed from your body? wisdom teeth, upholstery staples, and 8 lbs of boob
Would you like to? YES , i’d like to get all of my natural teeth pulled as well as about twenty lbs of my stomach hips LMAO .. Do you prefer to read when you go to the bathroom? I read when i potty all teh time, even if its just the shampoo bottle
Which of your five senses do you think is keenest? ummm I can totally sense when the boys are getting up to no good.. does that count?
When was the last time you had a cavity? gees when was the last time I didnt?
What is the heaviest item you lift regularly? my coffee cup
Have you ever been knocked unconscious? um i fell down some stairs and was knocked out, adn I have been out for operations n shit
MISC-OLOGY If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die? um not, but if by chance I did, id get cards reasdy for all my sons birthdays and wedding and important dates and shit and have them so that when they get married and even if i cant be there I can tell them I love them!
If you could change your first name, what would you change it to? Oh Great One
How do you express your artistic side? before I had kids i got shit published, no I wont tell you what name I used.. I said NO,,, HINT it wasnt the kinda books youd want your parents to read! now I blog, but I want to get back to story time
What color do you think you look best in? dood, im all for blue How long do you think you could last in a medium security prison? how long do ya suppose it takes to get from the front gate to my room? Cus I wouldnt make it that far
Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake? yea but thats between me and my bum
If we weren’t bound by society’s conventions, do you have a relative you would make a pass at? umm yes but we arent realated by blood and Id have to be unmarried and shit too
How often do you go to church? I dont beleive in church
Have you ever saved someone’s life? yes. my sons. mouth to mouth comes in handy
Has someone ever saved yours? yes. a nurse saved my uturus, and a buncha docs and floor cleaning personell saved the rest
DARE-OLOGY For this last section, if you would do it for less or more money, indicate how much Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000? just tell me the time and day
Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100? Ive done it for free, so I guess Id accept money for it . Would you have sex with a member of the same sex for $10,000? if hubs was involved no, if it was just me and angelina jolie some chick, yup
Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000? yup
Would you never blog again for $50,000? yes as long as I could still read blogs! And Comment!
Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000? damn straight
Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000? NO
Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000? for sure! I’ll take half now in the bank account # 643827_000_738, i get the rest in acc. #234098_000_591, I need pictures of just face as well as one of body, last known address, and all known alias’.
Would you shave your head and get your entire body waxed for $5,000? yup
Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000? yup I watch extream HOme Make over on Sunday but I could care less about any other show.
Today we had spagetti for supper. Logan enjoyed it. A lot. For more spaggetti fun we offer you this:
Also during supper we disscussed this statement: “Mommy Pranked Me” This was said by Blake and this is what happened, and in my defense we had just been watching Americas Funnies Home Videos, so there! And I am too mature..Shut up! Oh just watch it already!….
As an Added bonus for getting thru this post this far, I offer up boob photos! YAY ! I can hear the crowd screaming … So, this one is the side that was done last friday, the 14th of July. You can see the Sticky hand alien life form bandage on it.. sorta. It is almost 100% pain free, and looks AWESOME. Ok at least to ME it looks great. Oh, and I get my stitches removed on the 25th of this moth… does it hurt?
Voila my boob, five days post Op.
heh heh just wait till you compare it to a photo I took today of last months incision lol… This photo is one I took just tonight. the incision is 33 days old. Even tho we used a different disolving suture I still had the same allergic reaction to it. It burns like a son of a bitch, but I am using copious amounts of polysporin and the alien bandaid on it as well.
Now. Aren;t you happy you came along today? Wasnt this show and tell fun? What? your not a boob person? Dammit! ~sigh~
Wait.. Dont go! don’t you want to know why this post is called Fan Central station? Oh goody! In our upstair every room has its own ceiling fan light fixture thingy, but downstairs , the boys rooms dont have any fans. I dug up some fans from the garage and washed them up today and we had them all plugged in to see if they still worked… three fans sure make a LOT of noise! Plus I forgot to take them down to the kids rooms. LOL
And on a final note I leave you with this…. Aww Babies first camping trip :o) (NOTE: To see anything in this photo, highlight it!)
So last night Im on Yahoo messenger getting caught up with a friend ( HI Jill!) all of a sudden the phone rings. My brother , from up somewhere over there working the rigs, is calling. Danny: Hey can you get me the number to ******* cus sponge_bobs’ cell phone got stolen and I need to cancle her phone. Its been busy all day and now some freaking Chink* answered!
So I gave him the nimber and diled sponge_bobs’ number myself. The freaking police answered ( EEEEK HIDE THE BODIES) so there I am trying frantically to call my brother back to tell him its OK the phone is in good hands, don’t cancle it! I was too late by the way …
This is all back story you arent really interested, I just felt I had to point out why sponge_bob couldn’t call me this afternoon. yea so on to the real post
I woke up to this on my Yahoo messenger :
sponge_bobs_pants: HELP…….please i cant exactly phone you till later but Krysta has the chicken pox her body is cover in spots i dont know what to do sponge_bobs_pants: hey are you there need a little advice…pleasebluepaintred: lol if its chicken pox then you just toss her in a warm bath with baking soda to bring the spots out, if no more spots coem out its a heat rashsponge_bobs_pants: ok well im pretty sure it isnt heat rash cause she is really really cranky….um the spots are every where
So Jessi took baby to the doctors, I assumed the Pediatrition, but hey Im not the mom. I get this call this afternoon:
sponge_bobs_pants: So I took Krysta to the psychiatrrist this afternoon, and its not Chicken pox
Me: WHA! If she is seeing a shrink and only six months old I demand full custody of her!
sponge_bobs_pants: Huh? Oh I mean doctor, physicion(sp?)
LOL what a word mix up . hehehe. I figure I can bug her about this for quite a while
Oh and baby has baby measles,, rubella whatever that is called.
* Not to any Chinese… I did not say this. He did, do not send me hate mail! ———————————————————————–
I was supposed to be posting a photo of me in this : Nice huh? I could already feel myself on it, the warm sun on my toes a good book in my hands, kids screaming over who’s water gun it really is.. ahhh a good life
but it was not to be. Apparently even tho we got the store flyer tonight, and went into the city tonight, they are all sold out. Reason? The sale started a week ago. I have this to say to the doude who delivers our flyers: PPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTtt you bastard!
Ok Im better now. Instead we bought this and this , but we supplied our own kids. Just cus I can’t have what I want Sobbing uncontrollably doesnt mean we shouldn’t spend the money anyway.. or something like that
