Please , everyone, head over to Mr.Fab’s and give him some love. He has just been fired. Becasue of his BLOG! This totally sucks.
lets let him know that we are still here, when he feels up to facing the blogging world again. Show him some blogging support!
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In an effort to help the kids cool off before bedtime tonight, Hubster and I packed them off to the spray park. Here was our evening.( Last Night)
Thats a pretty big slide for such a small boy!
A Sandy Snack, Heavy on the sand, light on the snack.. Oh all right he just ate handfulls of sand. Sandblasted intestines are all the rage amund the toddler set don’t ya know!
Parker, Just hanging around
With Daddy
Blake! Don’t Drink That!
Danger Will Robinson, Danger!
Parker’s Got the power!
This is the only age its OK to wear a Speedo!
Time to go Mr. Frog, Superman & Mr.Whale
∗ Posted by bluepaintred on 07.25.2006
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So I went to my plastic Surgeon today. She took out as much of the stitch as she could LOL. The disolving stitch makes my flesh rot, the “take out after 10 days” suture makes my flesh heal ~ quickly. In this case a bit too quickly. LOL she said that if I see bits of blue poking up in the future to go ahead and yank them out…ewwwww. As for how it felt having them taken out? Unless you are into S&M I do not advise this as a favorite pastime. Oh well its done, and I am happy with it. Logan and BFF Kiss came with me to the docs, Kiss to drive us and Logan to see a doc for his arms. In the waiting room of the PS they had a fish tank. That was funny. Logan tried to carry out the tank when it was time to go , its twice his size, fourtimes? anyway its bigger then him by a lot. then he asked if he could ” Jus hode one mommy, Jus hode!” he screamed till we distracted him with an elevator button.
After a quick stop at 7-11 to grab some AJ for Logan we headed to his appointment. Our regular doc, Dr.P is on vacation, So we saw Dr.C. We waited an eternity in the waiting room, and then anohter eternity in the exam room. Finally this dude showes up. Now Im wearing a pretty low cut shirt, and a short skirt, maybe six inches above my knees. BUt Its still long nuff that I can bend over to get stuff off teh floor without flashing my porno butt* at the world. I also have on my super cool neon blue and neon yellow shoes. So there I am sitting on the examination table with logan because he has a bit of a shyness issue (READ: get the hell away from me you weird strange person or I will scream this room down. I mean it) with strangers.
Doc walks in, looks at my super cool shoes, grabs my freaking foot and proceedes to exclaim very joyfully and at length about how wonderful my shoes are. That was weird. It wasnt freaky till I noticed where his eyes were looking. Up my freaking skirt. (And me sitting there with my see thru panties!) Seriously thats bad, He is a doctor! His office offers Paps for crying out loud! I feel so bad for the nameless ladies who come in to have their va-gi-na papped by this letch! To make matters worse, if he wasnt looking UP my skirt he was trying to look DOWN my shirt. Hello! I brought my baby in. He is Sick, Deal with him, NOT my boobs (cute and perky as they may be)
Oh and BFF kiss… She is one year older then me, her skin is flawless, not a wrinkle, not even a hint of one. She has beautiful shiny hair, with NO gray (she dyes it but still) and Dr.C was all oh are you grandma… Hello Freak She is 28 if she is this kids gramma she had me when she was one freaking year old! Shouldn’t a doc beable to tell ages? A rough estimate? I will never go back to this doc again! OMG if my kids get sick before Dr. P gets back, they can suffer! They have white blood cells for a reason!
*Porno Butt refers to the way my ass looked in the panties I was wearing today… in a word: Sweet…TMI?
EDIT: I forgot about this one. While waiting to see the doctor, we occupiued Logan with the age old method of GivEmCandy . Every time we gve him a peice he said Tunk oooh. Its too cute. I often give him things and do things for him yout to hear him say Tunk ooooh. Cus its cute. Damn cute. This time I gave him the candy, he took it and walked away. I said ” Logan, what do you say?” Logan said, with a full mouth “I got candy” Like duh mom!
∗ Posted by bluepaintred on 07.25.2006
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So I have been reading a lot about BlogHer. where apperently a bunch of female bloggers go to California(?) to meet and drink and learn how to blog.
Now first off, what about men? Ive read quite a few male blogs , funny ones and ones about their kids, and I admit its quite fascinating to read “kid raising” from a mans perspective!
Why do they need to drink so much? I am NOT against drinking, I personally don;t do it, but not because I am against alchohol. But why travle so far to meet so many new people and most of the Blogher plans you have made invole drinking???
Why go to “learn” how to blog at seminars when you are already blogging? I think blogging should not be about grammer and sentance structure and how to get the most hits, but should be about whatever the hell you like, even if it is lemurs weird!
Now Im not poor, I don’t go without, I own my own home, I have cable , internet, I smoke, I go for coffee and out to dinners and movies , but I for sure don’t have the dough to fly to California! Im guessing htat the “upper class” bloggers will be the only ones going to BlogHer! I can just imagine Hubster’s face If I said “ hey dear I need 4000 bux to fly down to California to meet some internet people” He has never even read a blog, and yes, that includes mine
Have y’all heard of Blogher? Whats you’re opinion? Are you going?
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I get my stitches out tommorrow, YAY !!!!!!! It’s DDR time! I miss it, I really do, at times I hear a fast beat and I find my feet moving towards up/down left/right arrows, and tommorrow I can play :o)… course I won;t be doing it if my throat still feels this way :o( but Im gonna do my level best to OD on vitamin C tonight and see if that helps!
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I also want to point out that if you are one of those lucky people who get lots of Funny joke emails , FORWARD them to me, I love email and I love jokes. dont worry if they are *risky* or tame, I like them all! jitteryjoe@sasktel.net
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∗ Posted by bluepaintred on 07.24.2006
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Hubs and I are going camping. We are taking the two oldest boys with us, but not the baby. Logan is off to Potty School AKA nana’s House, while we relax around a camp fire. Provided the fire ban is called off that is. Both Hubs and I are set on NOT going if there isa fire ban. Whats the point in camping without a camp fire?
The there is the problem with reservations. Apperently May till September you need to reserve your site. BFF Kiss_my_glass told me that its only a certain percentage of campsites that are reserved the rest are for drop ins like hubs and I. So yesterday I fired off an email to the park asking what is up. If there is only reserve sites, we are pretty screwed.
Seven years ago, I got a VISA card ” for emergencies”. Well those emergencies turned out to be packs of smokes, a kitten, an d cupps of coffee. Needless to say it took hubs and I a while to pay off the card, adn when we did, we shredded that card to hell and back. Now Both Hubs and I are adamantly against owning a credit card, so If the sites are only for reserving, and you have to reserve them with a credit card, we are SOL.
If the park doesn’t email me today I will be phoning them tommorrow. Fingers crossed people.
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I woke up this morning with a “sore throat” . Its acctually a re-occuring case of tonsilitis. But where I live I must have 12 bouts of it in 12 months to get my tonsils removed. What a hassle! I would very easily be able to record 12 bouts, but come on, who wants to take two 2 year olds and a 4 and 6 year old to the doctor every three weeks? I’ve had four attacks in the last 8 weeks. YAY. Also I have an aunt who had her tonsils removed and it was very tricky. Is it true that the older you are the more risky the operation is? As of right now im in the mind frame to wait, I mean each bout lasts arounf four days, and I drink plenty of hot fluids which really helps the OMG my throats on fire part of it, so why not?
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Familiy pictures are due back on the 26th, after fittering around with apature settings and filters I think I have figured out how to take a picture of the pictures so you can see them. LOL, wouldnt life be easier with a scanner? I’d be able to scar you all with photos of my brother in a wig, and me with my hair chopped off on santas lap , thanks to the “Big Sister Barber”. Wouldn;t that be plesent? Acctually I don’;t have a clue what scanners cost, the times I want one are few and far between, so if the picture of the picture sucks, Deal with it, mmmmk?
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I need some coffee now, and so I leave you with this :
∗ Posted by bluepaintred on 07.24.2006
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