Excitement

well, today saw me with brand new fake nails, a new bottle of slut red ~ oh sorry ~ thats not politically correct….. a new bottle of “seduction red” nail polish and two surgery dates

On june 16th and july 14th i will not be blogging.. dont cry, maybe i will put up some pics or something!

have no fear ! This is not a “real operation” or at least to me it isnt, i wont even be put to sleep! its local anisthetic and each “operation” will only be 45 minutes. I had a brest reduction three years ago this june and had some scarring issues, and those are going to be fixed, they are going to slice out a chink of scar tissue that is an inch wide and about .. um i havent measured but i will say 4 - 6 inches long and sew the sides together and so there arent puckers they will have to slice open the underside to make the cut heal more seamless. Each breast will be done seperatly so that i have one good side … I like my doc, she understands that i have kids and just cus it hurts a bit i am not going to stop hugging on them!

this way i will have one good side and an arm to use for cuggles and huggles.

I think the main reason she suggested doing each side at a different time, is this is the first she had seen of my ” bite ” scar. see, three years ago when i had the reduction, my middle child was just a baby! 12 months old, he doesnt undestand why mommy wont carry him and cant hug him! so i had gotten my brother to lift him up onto my lap ( this is three days post op) and blake, not understanding why mean ol’ mommy who wont play with him, turned to me and bit me! it would have been fine except for the fact he bit me right on my nipple,,, and sorta tore it off…. ( i can hear u all saying ouch, and yes it hurt!)

i was in a small town with no real conveinient ways to the hospital,( i admit i am lazy) and since the docs had used some new fangled tape as opposed to stitches to keep everything in place, i very carefully lined the sucker up as best i could and re taped it… hey! it worked so dont knock it, and i specifically asked the doc NOT to fix the bite scar.

It helps to remind me how much love kids need, blake had gone only three dyas without his normal dose of affection and had turned into an animal because of it! It reminds me to kiss them EVERY night , even when i have sent them to bed in anger, it reminds me just how much they loves me… maybe i am a weirdo, but the bite scar is probably my favorite body ” part”

deal with it

anyway with the brest reduction three years ago, which involved a whole lot more invasivness, i was in actual pain for maybe a day , then it was just sort of stiff, so i am not expecting a whole lotta pain this go around, infact i plan on driving my self into the city to get it done, and drive myself home too!

now im off to have a bubble bath ( grrr all out of strawberry bubbles, i have to settle for sponge bob fruity pants flavor)

later vader

∗ Posted by bluepaintred on 04.28.2006
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Bad Idea

Its a bad idea to take two babies, a toddler and a six year old on a bike/wagon ride alll the way across town in hot weather with no juice and then take them in a store with toys where you are NOT allowed to bring the wagon and only have two hands for four kids

nuff said

∗ Posted by bluepaintred on 04.27.2006
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For those of you who work

Understanding Your Paycheck

Gross pay - $1222.02

Income Tax - 244.40

Outgo Tax - 45.21

State Tax - 11.61

Interstate Tax - 61.10

County Tax - 6.11

City Tax - 12.22

Rural Tax - 4.44

Back Tax - 1.11

Front Tax - 1.16

Side Tax - 1.61

Up Tax - 2.22

Down Tax - 1.11

Tic-Tacs - 1.98

Thumbtacks - 3.93

Carpet Tacks - 0.98

Stadium Tax - 0.69

Flat Tax - 8.32

Surtax - 3.46

Ma’am Tax - 2.60

Parking Fee - 5.00

No Pkg Fine - 10.00

F.I.C.A. - 81.88

T.G.I.F. Fund - 9.95

Life Ins. - 5.85

Health Ins. - 16.23

Disability - 2.50

Ability - 0.25

Liability Ins. - 3.41

Dental Ins. - 4.50

Mental Ins. - 4.33

Reassurance - 0.11

Coffee - 6.85

Coffee Cups - 66.51

Calendar - 3.06

Floor Rental - 16.85

Chair Rental - 0.32

Desk Rental - 4.32

Union Dues - 5.85

Union Don’ts - 3.77

Cash Advances - 0.69

Cash Retreats - 121.35

Overtime - 1.26

Undertime - 54.83

Eastern Time - 9.00

Central Time - 8.00

Mountain Time - 7.00

Pacific Time - 6.00

Bath Time - 4.44

Time Out - 12.21

Oxygen - 10.02

Water - 16.54

Heat - 51.42

Air - 46.83

Misc - 144.38

Take Home Pay: $0.02

∗ Posted by bluepaintred on 04.26.2006
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joke of the day

For Christmas, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, “Son, we’d give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There’s no way we can afford it.”

The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, “Son, where are you going?”

Little Patrick told him, “I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I’ll be damned if I’m staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage & no bike!”

∗ Posted by bluepaintred on 04.26.2006
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More joke of the day

Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven.
At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter . He says, “Sisters , you all led such exemplary lives that the Lord is granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you wish to be

The first nun says, “I want to be Sophia Loren;” and *poof* she’s gone.

The second says, “I want to be Madonna and *poof* she’s gone.

The third says, I want to be Sara Pipalini..

St. Peter looks perplexed. “Who?” he ask



“Sara Pipalini;” replies the nun.
St. Peter shakes his head and says, “I’m sorry, but that name just doesn’t ring a bell.”

The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St. Peter.


St. Peter reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to her and says. <>
“No sister, the paper says it was the
Sahara Pipeline’ that was laid by 1,400 men in 6 months.”

If you laugh, you are going straight to hell!



∗ Posted by bluepaintred on 04.26.2006
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