So at least five times that I have seen today alone, Shadow our retarded male cat has had some ” adult type fun” with his SISTER, tigger….. what a bunch of dopes! .. needless to say We have contacted the vet who said impregnation is at about oh 100% ( !##%&***!!!#@) so the two of them are heading in tommorrow to BOTH be fixed for a whopping 494 bux ! I think however, it will be worht it, as id rather shell out the cash then deal with haveing two faced one eyeed nine toed kittens!
i will of course update on how they do in surgery
So the saying ” every rule has an exception… well it aint true! there is one rule out there that must be followed at all cost!, that is the rule that a brother may NOT mate with his siter and beget little kitten freaks!
i read this in a coffee perks last Wednesday and it is still making me crack up when i think of it so im going to post it to make sure others can enjoy this!… now I am not sure if this really is true, but Its damn funny any way:
This is the transcript of the ACTUAL radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland.
Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees South to avoid a collision.
Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees the north to avoid collision
Canadians: Negitive. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.
Americans: This is the Captian of the US Navy ship, I say again, divert YOUR course.
Canadains: No. I say again, divert YOUR course
Americans: This Is The Aircraft Carrier USS Lincoln, The second Largest Ship In The United States’ Atlantic Fleet. We Are Accompanied By Thre Destroyers, Three Cruisers And Numerous Support Vessels. I Demand That You Change Your Course 15 Degrees North, I Say Again, Thats One Five Degrees North, Or COunter MEasures Will Be Undertaken To Ensure The Safety Of This Ship.
Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call,
So. now you see why I have been laughing ! LOL, its darn’d funny, but I have a few issues with it, number one, if this ship is all big n shit, then their radar systems would be able to tell they were so close to landif the us ship had all the support vessles it was talking bout , at least one of them would have gotten ahold of the captian and said.. hey wait dude ur arguing with land.while i agree that the captian of the The Aircraft Carrier USS Lincoln might be a retard i cannot see all the other vessel captians being retards as well, so honestly i cant see this being true, but i like it any way !
due to the fact that Parker has no school tommorrow , micah decided to rent king kong , the movie.
Now he asked me first and i said ” i dont care” so it is my fault too. I mean the kids kept watching the preveiws and saying how cool it was and so we are watching it right now,
~ * ~ Sigh ~ * ~
This movie lives up to its PG13 warning, there are some of the scariest looking tribesman i have ever seen, a cross between zombies and , i dont even have words to describe them! suffice to say they are scary! then there is the dinasours who rip things to shread ths ape the blood, the man sized BUGS for crying out loud!
there are going o be some horrid consequences to this movie and the first will be the amount of sleep i get tonight!
i cannot really blame them when they come up crying and want to sleep with us tho, im sitting here letting them watch … several times i have said ok thats it its going off, and the kdis kick up a fuss about seeinghte end
so all i can do now is HOPE that they will be too tired to dream !
it aint gonna happen, i know my boys!
get some good sleeps people!
later vader
