Holy COW people!!
So I woke up this morning …OK… this afternoon.. and was feeling a bit bad that I had neglected to update this here Web Log. My boys had made me coffee so I sat down with a mug and opened up the neterwebs too find an overflowing inbox, Twitter ats galore and best of all? That Sheila had hacked into the hallowed walls of Bluepaintred dotcomdom and wrote me a birthday post.
You people are all full of rockingness. Like. To the MAX, people.
thank you
This morning it was drab and cool. The sky was threatening rain any second. We ignored it and went to the school so that I could be shown up by a seven year old who got better grades on one report card then I did all 12 years of schooling. Combined. (Parker did really good too, but the thought of him only having one more year in the elementary now that he has passed on to grade five make my heart cry)(Grade six is the start of High School)
AHNYway. This afternoon it was great, sunny, Hot. Cloudless. The kids asked for (and were denied) access to the sprinkler. Actually, to be honest, they were allowed to use the sprinkler – which is set up under the trampoline – until I saw that they had put the basketball net on the trampoline. Then I got mad and said NO! I DON’T CARE IF YOU ARE SWEATING MONKEYS, NO SPRINKLER AND NO TRAMPOLINE!! And then I stomped away from them like the very mature almost-thirty year old that I am.
… … Just in case you thought my kids were perfect and that I was a spot-on awesome mother.
So, lets see. So far we have had cool, looks like rain, and hot enough to sweat monkeys weather. What could possibly be next?

Naturally, a tornado warning came next, which was almost immediately followed by a watch as reports of funnels touching down started coming in. Parker and I went out to check out the sky. I’ve never seen clouds like this. It wasn’t so much the color or shape or amount, as the fact that the clouds swirled one way then the next, then back again. Actual rotation. Right over my house.
Now. I say right over my house because the dark and swirly clouds were right over and directly in front of my house. To the right of me, this is what we saw:

Blue sky with fluffy white clouds. I have to say that I am super impressed in the fact that simply turning from one direction (straight forward) to another (facing right) made such a dramatic change in the lighting of the photos. They were literally snapped seconds apart and with the exact same settings. I’m sure a real photographer could explain this to me in a heatbeat, but I am content to just sit back and giggle over the change.
The TV and interwebs are both still screaming at me that there is a danger of imminent tornado, and that I should seek cover immediately, but.. you know, seeing as the entire sky, as far as the eye can see, looks like this*, I’m just going to ignore them.

*This was taken an hour ago. The sun is down. now the sky looks like this :

(And yes, I drew this in Paint, instead of taking a picture, but point for me, I DID go out and check to see if stars were visable before painting them in SO HA! SUCK ON THAT INTERNET!)
So cool. I’m going to be 30! I hope you’ve all gotten my gifts in the mail already and set up ecards to be delivered to my inbox by the second!
Tonight I tried taking a video of Smokey attacking bubbles – Micah was blowing – but it didn’t quite work out. The video just looks ODD when you can’t see what she is jumping at! (craptastic video (loud) can be found here). Micah and I are going to try it again tomorrow in the back yard. I’m guessing that if you can actually see the bubbles being attacked the video will be better.
Meh.
Today was spent cleaning up the detrius of the weekend. Fun times, I tell you. I have to say that this summer vacation thing rocks. the boys did dishes, laundry, and general tidying. I stayed in my pajamas ALL day. At one point this evening, I put a skirt on OVER my jammies so I could sit outsidenjoying the beautiful weather with my coffee.
I also posted here today. It’s NSFW, so consider yourself warned!
Cya later!